| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Edexcel C1 paper shall start at 9:15 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You have 1 hour and 30 minutes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and you will be sat here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You will have your formula book, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | just remember there's no calculator allowed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sure, I've done all the past papers easily |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I just need to remember to +c when I integrate |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The exam... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The exam has no integration and is impossible. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | People are angrily tweeting Edexcel and it has only been 5 minutes since the end of the exam |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't work for Edexcel, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT WAS THAT? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did you fuckers forget it was non-calculator? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I had to do long multiplication on every question |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and square forty fucking four! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We better get some fucking low grade boundaries |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or C1 is going to officially become a part of the A Level exams |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, the exam was extremely reasonable you had ample time for workings |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How can you possibly justify having to deal with those numbers without a calculator? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Why didn't you complete all of the Solomon papers? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I did and they were fucking piss compared to this! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck all of you! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | C1 was meant to be my happy exam |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | meant to ease us into our exams, not ease its dick into our ass! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But NO! Edexcel decide to fuck us hard! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't understand... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who the fuck gives their nephew that much money |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | When they're 27 years old!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That fucker John is richer than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All that I wanted... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All I wanted was an easy 100% to feel good |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But now I'm lucky if I push 90... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How am I meant to cope with C2-4 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When the easy paper is like smashing a brick wall with your head! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | An A* is going to be fucking impossible unless they lower the boundaries... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why do we get so fucked this year |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | New specifications in every subject |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The ONE subject that stays the same decides to be impossible for no reason... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, it was only the quadrilateral area that was hard |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I give up... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The only whole number on that paper was my candidate number.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's only going to get worse from here... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe John's uncle can pay for my funeral |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm just going to give up on exams |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've already sent in my application to McDonald's... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe they'll accept me. |
