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Hitler reacts to Edexcel C1 2016
The day that maths students everywhere said goodbye to 100% UMS.

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00:00 - 00:03The Edexcel C1 paper shall start at 9:15
00:04 - 00:05You have 1 hour and 30 minutes
00:05 - 00:07and you will be sat here.
00:08 - 00:12You will have your formula book,
00:12 - 00:15just remember there's no calculator allowed.
00:17 - 00:19Sure, I've done all the past papers easily
00:19 - 00:21I just need to remember to +c when I integrate
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28The exam...
00:31 - 00:33The exam has no integration and is impossible.
00:34 - 00:36People are angrily tweeting Edexcel and it has only been 5 minutes since the end of the exam
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who doesn't work for Edexcel, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK
01:15 - 01:17WHAT WAS THAT?
01:18 - 01:23Did you fuckers forget it was non-calculator?
01:29 - 01:31I had to do long multiplication on every question
01:31 - 01:34and square forty fucking four!
01:34 - 01:37We better get some fucking low grade boundaries
01:37 - 01:40or C1 is going to officially become a part of the A Level exams
01:40 - 01:42But sir, the exam was extremely reasonable you had ample time for workings
01:42 - 01:46How can you possibly justify having to deal with those numbers without a calculator?
01:46 - 01:48Why didn't you complete all of the Solomon papers?
01:48 - 01:52I did and they were fucking piss compared to this!
01:53 - 01:54Fuck all of you!
01:56 - 01:57C1 was meant to be my happy exam
01:57 - 02:00meant to ease us into our exams, not ease its dick into our ass!
02:00 - 02:03But NO! Edexcel decide to fuck us hard!
02:04 - 02:08I don't understand...
02:08 - 02:13Who the fuck gives their nephew that much money
02:14 - 02:16When they're 27 years old!?
02:17 - 02:21That fucker John is richer than Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29All that I wanted...
02:30 - 02:34All I wanted was an easy 100% to feel good
02:34 - 02:36But now I'm lucky if I push 90...
02:41 - 02:42How am I meant to cope with C2-4
02:43 - 02:47When the easy paper is like smashing a brick wall with your head!
02:48 - 02:53An A* is going to be fucking impossible unless they lower the boundaries...
02:54 - 02:56Why do we get so fucked this year
02:56 - 02:59New specifications in every subject
03:00 - 03:02The ONE subject that stays the same decides to be impossible for no reason...
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, it was only the quadrilateral area that was hard
03:14 - 03:16I give up...
03:19 - 03:23The only whole number on that paper was my candidate number....
03:25 - 03:26It's only going to get worse from here...
03:31 - 03:33Maybe John's uncle can pay for my funeral
03:40 - 03:46I'm just going to give up on exams
03:46 - 03:49I've already sent in my application to McDonald's...
03:53 - 03:56Maybe they'll accept me.