| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I tell my friends, OKAY I want to get to plat |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They all make it to plat before me |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Even duria the fucking pleb |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | This guy only plays azir, not even well |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | AND HE MAKES IT TO PLAT |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | PLAT |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | He makes it to plat |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | this guy makes it out of gold 1 |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | THE PLEB |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | The azir one trick makes it to plat before me |
| 00:47 - 00:56 | I pick him up and I put him on my back and he makes it to plat |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | "don't worry luke |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I'll Carry you" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Duria |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "I'll carry you" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | He said |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "I'll carry you" |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I swear he said it |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | The enemy team picks yasuo |
| 01:35 - 01:39 | couldn't carry his way out of a ppaper bag |
| 01:41 - 01:45 | So I finally get into series |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I win first 2 |
| 01:47 - 01:53 | THEN I LOSE THREE IN A ROW |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | now I'm gold 2 |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | gold fucking two |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and duria is plat |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | "I'll carry you" |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | "I'll carry you" |
| 02:15 - 02:20 | This guy still thinks he can carry me |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He gets 12 kills on Azir and still can't carry or kill a 1-12 Yasuo |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "A 1-12 Yas?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | "Yeah what a pleb" |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Not even kinda good |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And this JP guy |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | He can't play anything either |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | nothing? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Nothing even close to something |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | so now I'm close to a demotion |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and guess what? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | My power goes out |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I don't even get to play my demotion game |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | and you think that's bad I haven't even talked about Peter |
