| 00:00 - 00:05 | Epic sold GOW to TC and shit gets moving |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Im like aiight, maybe they wont fuck it up this time |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | They then hire fallout and a GOW 3 baby |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I actually have hope for the first time ever |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | THEN THEY RELEASED THAT FUCKASS BETA |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | #SkillCap |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | ayo |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | That fuck nigga nodezero kept smoke stuns |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | #skillcap |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | JackFelling and Rod Ferg sat around drinking mantinis |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and they was like |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | "LETS HIRE THE FUCK NIGGA THAT MADE SNOWBOARD KINECT GAMES" |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | That idea was worse than Strangulate's tattoo |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | His arm looks like.. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | His arm looks like it got caught in a gay fire |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | #skillcap |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | BRING THAT ASS HERE BOY |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Ol "SYN we family" headass |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | The "Return of Strangulate" showed us that nigga return to the trashcan |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Jake left him for randoms |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Nox left him for Bootleg Obama and Fatal |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | BUT GOW, BACK TO GOW |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So the Lancer is as strong as God's dick |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | The Shotgun is a pain in the ass |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I last 2 strokes in bed and shotgun fights lasts 2 shots |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | wall cancelling is now back |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | so now we can see |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Demo high on adderall slapping A all day |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | #Skillcap |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We now have captain bowlcut bouncing around |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | While sillysniper outshoots Po5eidon |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | THIS ALL HAPPENED WHEN A GOW 3 BABY WAS HIRED |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "The fuck nigga strang?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | YES, THE FUCK NIGGA STRANG |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | THAT nigga played the beta day and night |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | "ADAPT, ADAPT NIGGA" is what the dickriders said |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I should've taken my brown ass to COD when I had the chance |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do you think Escalation will work? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yea, sure. Let the losing team place rockets all over the gat damn map |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | #Skillcap motherfucker |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I'm too old for this shit |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I feel like velly in this mothafucka |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Velly shoulda took his black ass to COD too |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | But that nigga came back to stopping power and smoke stuns |
