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A tropical astrologer meets sidereal
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00:00 - 00:03Your ascendant in Libra makes you balanced and fair-minded
00:04 - 00:05But you have some tricky transits coming up
00:05 - 00:07And your relocated solar-return is also pretty tough
00:08 - 00:12Plus your Venus-Mars in Aries never backs down
00:12 - 00:15And placed with the Sun puts a lot of ego in there
00:17 - 00:19But my Venus is in Taurus, right?
00:19 - 00:21And Mars
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28...sidereally
00:31 - 00:33Sidereally, your Sun-Venus-Mars move into Aires
00:34 - 00:36That's their correct place in relation to the fixed stars
00:53 - 00:58Right. All the tropical astrologers can go
01:13 - 01:15What's all this ARIES stuff?!
01:15 - 01:17I'm a TAURUS I tell you!!
01:18 - 01:23I've used this stuff for years and I can't be wrong!
01:25 - 01:28How can you all stand there and tell me I'm an Aries?
01:29 - 01:31Western astrology has used the tropical zodiac for centuries
01:31 - 01:34The Solstices and Equinoxes are the only fixed measure
01:34 - 01:3721st March is the starting point and it all leads from there!
01:37 - 01:40If you lose that, then the whole system falls down!
01:40 - 01:42But Sir, the equinoxes are falling back 1 degree every 72 years
01:42 - 01:46So how come my ascendant does't become Virgo then?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, because you have greater than 23 degrees Libra rising
01:48 - 01:52This whole 'sign-before' stuff is too confusing
01:53 - 01:54Who on earth dreamt this stuff up?
01:56 - 01:57Tropical just works!
01:57 - 02:00Ptolemy knew what he was doing
02:00 - 02:03Even if precession wasn't an issue in his lifetime...
02:04 - 02:08I've been reading my stars for years and they're amazingly accurate!
02:08 - 02:13I sent off to the paper for my yearly report
02:14 - 02:16And if it says I'm a Taurus, THEN I'M A TAURUS!!
02:17 - 02:21With Venus in Taurus as well, it's the only explanation!
02:27 - 02:29I can't handle it any other way
02:30 - 02:34I know in my gut that Tropical is right
02:34 - 02:36It's seasonal, that's where the symbolism comes from
02:41 - 02:42Even if it's only the Northern Hemisphere...
02:43 - 02:47But who cares about anywhere apart from Europe anyway?
02:48 - 02:53Alexander exported the knowledge back in the day... what a guy!
02:54 - 02:56So what if astrology is corrupted?
02:56 - 02:59At least we don't have to learn another whole system
03:00 - 03:02And redo all the charts in our files
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, Solar Fire does sidereal
03:14 - 03:16So, Moon sidereal Sagittarius?
03:19 - 03:23And Jupiter... which is its own sign
03:25 - 03:26Pretty lucky
03:31 - 03:33Sun exalted in Aries...
03:40 - 03:46My sidereal chart explains my life a lot better, for God's sake
03:46 - 03:49Character and destiny
03:53 - 03:56What ayanamsha should I use?