| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have booked you tickets to the Dusseldorf Boot Show |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We get the plane at 10am tomorrow |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we will then catch the train |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | into the centre of town |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then walk to the show |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Which airline are we |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | flying with |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Im sorry |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its cheap |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You know we dont have much money |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its Ryan Air |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you would have flown BA you can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | RYAN BLOODY AIR |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I DOUBT WE WILL EVEN GET THERE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO BOOKED THE TICKETS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE ARE TRYING TO GO IN STYLE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOUR ALL FIRED |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AN EASY JET WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | EVEN A FLYBE WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BUT YOU HAVE BOOKED ME ON A RYAN AIR |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It cost £4.99 though sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | £4.98 TOO MUCH |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we didnt pay extra for cancellations |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BRITTANY FERRIES IT IS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | EVEN CONDOR FERRIES |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | EVEN RED FUNNEL OR |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHITELINK IS MORE RELIABLE THAN YOU |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AT LEAST THEY CAN MAKE A DECENT BOOKING |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I WANT TO GO LOOKING LIKE A BUYER |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | SUNSEEKER WILL NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ON A RYAN AIR FLIGHT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | EVEN FAIRLINE WILL THINK I AM A JOKE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ILL BE LUCKY IF RIB-EYE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They wont let me in |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Excel boats will think im a joke |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do you not understand? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It would be fine if it was |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE LONDON BOAT SHOW OR EVEN THE SOUTHAMPTON BOAT SHOW |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | BUT BOOT DUSSELDORF IS A DECENT SHOW |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I HAVE HAD ENOUGH |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | RYAN AIR WILL NOT EVEN GET US THERE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | LET ALONE ON TIME |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, there is always Princess Yachts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Cancel my appointments |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | even Princess Yachts would laugh at me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its canceled |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | cancel the flights |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | you better get a refund on the show tickets |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they were far too expensive |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will have to go to SBS |
