Hitler on Forenia
519 views • 12/29/2017
In an Arms Race game, the Forenians allied with Hitler. They aren't the best allies.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new report from Forenia is here Sir. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Cannalans are pushing into their territory |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They plan to push into Turbados here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they request additional assistance. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have their Jews arrived yet? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or their new tech? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Didn't send any jews |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and threatened our messenger. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who approved their alliance, stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck do they think they are? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They can't even follow simple orders! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking half drunk pirates are "keeping them too occupied to assist"! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We should have supported a Juraki Rebellion. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They at least know how to gas people! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not like these useless Forenians! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Endless goddamn rioting and bickering! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Couldn't even get a fascist party in office! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, their weapons are greatly usefull... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And have they sent their designers here? To collaborate? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, they also have a war to fight..... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit about the fucking Cannalans! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Beat them already! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They keep saying: |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "The Yarrs will be beaten by next year!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "We'll help you in Europe then!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They drain our resouces! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And accomplish fucking nothing! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now they threaten a diplomat? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tell them to go ally with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They made jets, yes. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But the Cannalans have missles that follow you. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They have a party that just wants rockets.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Pathetic. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I simply can't understand how they think this is okay. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They can't even find a hundred jews. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do they think we're stupid? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe I should send their diplomats to a camp? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | See what they think about that! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he won't send you away. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | "We're great inventors," they said. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If only these inventions were helping us win.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You know, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tereskhova kept them alive. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If it weren't for her, the Cannalans would have won years ago. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Magic Air General, indeed. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If only she was here.... |
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