| 00:00 - 00:03 | Come in, come in..... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Just planning where to put stuff on top of the canteen. Carl I want a coil here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here... and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but Neil, i don't think it'll take the weight |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | of course it fucking will, Mally's done the calculations |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | but Sir.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Zip it blondy and just tell me why you're here? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The coiling machine has broken down |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The belt was tightened up the other day and it worked for a bit, but now it won't turn at all |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who said the machine wasn't man enough for the job, GET OUT NOW! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK has Wide-strides done to it now? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I mean.... how hard can wrapping a bit of poxy tube round a barrel be?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FUCK FUCK .....FUCKING GOD! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and don't give me any of that shite about it not being powerful enough..... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I could wrap a couple of bit of that pipe round my knee, no bother... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | or better still - round widey's fucking neck! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Jesus H CUNTING Christ |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I bet if i nailed a giant Brown Sauce Pizza to the end of the Mandrel, he'd be off like fuck now and onto the 3rd coil! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we've done our best, but the machine just isn't up to it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Citech had similar problems apparently |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ....... the engineer said so.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm sorry Sir, I mentioned the 'C' word didn't I.... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK CITECH AND FUCK YOU! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They crossed me and they paid the price |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | mention those cunts again and i'll have your knackers for ear rings! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who is this so called "engineer" anyway? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Bring him before me so he may basque in the glory of my Lincolnshire sausage |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Oh don't tell me..... Richie will be talking his glass eye to sleep somewhere no doubt... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want 2 coils a week doing and i don't care how you fucking do it.... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If KFM have Sooty on their books, get the little orange cunt in and get him to wave his magic wand |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just get me my 2 coils a week.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | FACT........ END OF....... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What is it about 2 coils a week that you don't understand?? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | huh..... eh?? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I mean i've shown you the production schedule, so you know what's expected... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've done the calculations myself and Mally checked them.... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We both said "Yeah. That'll work!" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ................well i did anyway. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sounds like you're not the only who's been getting a fucking Mandy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose this is what happens when i put imbeciles and buffoons in charge |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Well i hope Martin is pleased with himself |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's won... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Embarressed by a rotund dimwit and his band of no-mark retards |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Come back Mike Aldous, all is forgiven. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it....... i'm off to Mexico. |
