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The Poef comes to the Sentosa
The Poef makes a wild WWII appearance in this classic once off comedy epic.

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00:00 - 00:03As discussed, Faan will be having a group of friends over at the Sentosa.
00:04 - 00:05Currently they will park here, here
00:05 - 00:07and here.
00:08 - 00:12More people may Uber in but of that we are not sure.
00:12 - 00:15Ultimately though, we expect the regulars and maybe one or two extras.
00:17 - 00:19This is no problem
00:19 - 00:21The Sentosa deals with drunk twats all the time.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Unfortunately..
00:31 - 00:33We have word that the Poef is coming to The Sentosa
00:34 - 00:36There is nothing we can do to stop it.
00:53 - 00:58All those educated enough to say kak, shit or feces... please leave.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
01:15 - 01:17Which one of you poefpoese let slip about my problem??
01:18 - 01:23You realise the entire fucking world is going to mock me about this!?
01:25 - 01:28Do you understand what you have done?
01:29 - 01:31Its like releasing the kraken!
01:31 - 01:34It never leaves and it can only get worse!
01:34 - 01:37Regardless of day, time or alcohol level
01:37 - 01:40 this will follow me for the rest of my stay here!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer you cant expect people to just drop it because you don't like it!
01:42 - 01:46IF I DON'T LIKE IT THEN STOP SAYING IT!!!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer The Sentosa is bigger than all of us...
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a fuck if the Sentosa consumes us all or spits us out!
01:53 - 01:54THE POEF WILL NOT COME HERE!!!!
01:56 - 01:57Do you not hear the smut and filth in that word?
01:57 - 02:00Years of shit filled nappies and mouldy bread all smeared onto a sweaty vagina
02:00 - 02:03then collected and left to ferment!
02:04 - 02:08Those are the key ingredients into a word created by Satan himself!
02:08 - 02:13Do none of you understand what the fuck you started when you said that word around me the first time?
02:14 - 02:16My core and soul want to cotch when you mention that to me.
02:17 - 02:21You might aswell chop off my penis and feed it to me through a blender
02:27 - 02:29Tonight you have done irreversible damage...
02:30 - 02:34You have made me question my inner strength as a man
02:34 - 02:36now rage builds up inside like a balloon
02:41 - 02:42I can't believe it...
02:43 - 02:47I ASKED YOU TO KEEP QUIET FOR ME AND YOU GO OUT AND DO THIS!
02:48 - 02:53God give me strength to get through the tough and challenging times that follow...
02:54 - 02:56Perhaps if you were in my shoes you would understand!
02:56 - 02:59Perhaps I should get the PT Broek on your ass
03:00 - 03:02Maybe then you will understand the suffering I go through!
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry.. PT Broek just wants some chicken breasts...
03:14 - 03:16What's done is done
03:19 - 03:23I guess I will just have to eat the turd smear vagina sandwhich
03:25 - 03:26Like those 2 girls...
03:31 - 03:33the Poefening must happen
03:40 - 03:46Hopefully the land of milk and honey makes use of more civilised vocabulary
03:46 - 03:49Otherwise I am eternally fucked!
03:53 - 03:56Start pouring the brandy...