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Hitler Reacts To Donald Trump
Move over Mein Fuhrer

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00:00 - 00:03My Fuhrer, we have a matter which must be discussed.
00:04 - 00:05We have learned of a man who lives just
00:05 - 00:07outside Berlin in a place called Internet.
00:08 - 00:12His name is Donald Trump and he has an alarming amount of
00:12 - 00:15support in America and in Hoppegarten for some reason.
00:17 - 00:19Yes I have seen this man.
00:19 - 00:21the one with all the hair.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28We...
00:31 - 00:33We believe he has been stealing your act.
00:34 - 00:36The grandstanding. Everything.
00:53 - 00:58All but five of you, out. Get me crepes...with butter.
01:13 - 01:15You have one job!
01:15 - 01:17To protect the Hitler brand!
01:18 - 01:23did we not discuss this last night at Applebee's?
01:25 - 01:28I cannot believe this.
01:29 - 01:31You all just stand around
01:31 - 01:34Do you have any idea how hard I've worked?
01:34 - 01:37Copycats. Everywhere there are copycats!
01:37 - 01:40I hate copycats! I hate every kind of cat!
01:40 - 01:42But Fuhrer, you said you loved Otto and little Ava
01:42 - 01:46I was being NICE! Are you stupid?
01:46 - 01:48You are right Fuhrer, I am stupid.
01:48 - 01:52You are not stupid. You are a God damn moron!
01:53 - 01:54Useless
01:56 - 01:57You work and you work
01:57 - 02:00you write a bestselling novel
02:00 - 02:03and what do I get for all of my effort?
02:04 - 02:08Men who want be dictators without doing any of the legwork!
02:08 - 02:13Next you'll tell me he stole my Atlantic wall idea and he's bragging about how great it'll be.
02:14 - 02:16I swear to god if he even thinks about it I'll kill him.
02:17 - 02:21Find this Trump and bring him to me. And HURRY!
02:27 - 02:29No one steals from me.
02:30 - 02:34I will not go down as the second worst man in history
02:34 - 02:36I will be number one forever!
02:41 - 02:42God dammit!
02:43 - 02:47This is such complete and utter bullshit I cannot believe it.
02:48 - 02:53I just want to make Germany great again
02:54 - 02:56but everyone has to copy me.
02:56 - 02:59It's just like school when everyone started raising their hand like I did.
03:00 - 03:02No one steals from Adolph Hitler and gets away with it!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna. It's just a stapler.
03:14 - 03:16I'm sorry I yelled at you guys.
03:19 - 03:23I hate getting so worked up all the time.
03:25 - 03:26It's the stress.
03:31 - 03:33Leave the man alone.
03:40 - 03:46So he wants to be like me. Is that such a terrible thing? Am I such a bad guy?
03:46 - 03:49They'll never love him like they love me.
03:53 - 03:56It's impossible.