| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, we have a matter which must be discussed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have learned of a man who lives just |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | outside Berlin in a place called Internet. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | His name is Donald Trump and he has an alarming amount of |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | support in America and in Hoppegarten for some reason. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes I have seen this man. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the one with all the hair. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We believe he has been stealing your act. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The grandstanding. Everything. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All but five of you, out. Get me crepes...with butter. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have one job! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To protect the Hitler brand! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | did we not discuss this last night at Applebee's? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cannot believe this. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You all just stand around |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you have any idea how hard I've worked? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Copycats. Everywhere there are copycats! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I hate copycats! I hate every kind of cat! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Fuhrer, you said you loved Otto and little Ava |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I was being NICE! Are you stupid? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You are right Fuhrer, I am stupid. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You are not stupid. You are a God damn moron! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Useless |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You work and you work |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you write a bestselling novel |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and what do I get for all of my effort? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Men who want be dictators without doing any of the legwork! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Next you'll tell me he stole my Atlantic wall idea and he's bragging about how great it'll be. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I swear to god if he even thinks about it I'll kill him. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Find this Trump and bring him to me. And HURRY! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No one steals from me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will not go down as the second worst man in history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will be number one forever! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | God dammit! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is such complete and utter bullshit I cannot believe it. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just want to make Germany great again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but everyone has to copy me. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's just like school when everyone started raising their hand like I did. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No one steals from Adolph Hitler and gets away with it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna. It's just a stapler. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm sorry I yelled at you guys. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I hate getting so worked up all the time. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's the stress. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Leave the man alone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So he wants to be like me. Is that such a terrible thing? Am I such a bad guy? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They'll never love him like they love me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's impossible. |
