| 00:00 - 00:05 | we'll split the work into two sections |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The roof needs doing here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what they've told us the work will take three weeks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But that depends on weather |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | i was expecting it to take longer. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So Junior will start it Monday? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We Couldn't ...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We couldn't get Junior he's retired |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | so we've had to get Tuba |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that has beaten tuba in pop master leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He will be phoneing me all the focking time midering |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll be woken every day with call "alriiiiiight whats the weather like down there" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And how will we cope with suppling nipper with tea for 3 weeks? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He'll drink us focking dry. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He must be getting someone focking else in to help him |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir ive heard grinner will be helping |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They'll be fighting over the focking eave for the first two weeks |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He also wants to know if the lead needs changing? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course he focking does |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I can hear his shrill voice now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "get it in the van nipper" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and "this is'nt a 5 minute job you know" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Well i can't put up with it find me another focking roofer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Its to late for that sir, we'll have to stick with tuba |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Well i want him here every focking day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No focking off to other jobs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And if he complains about gout in that focking toe, ill cut the focker off |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I suppose nipper will chip away at the job |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Thats if you can wrench his focking flask out of his hand |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | for longer than five focking minutes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Well i don't want to see his face or that focking hairy arse crack |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | it looks like he's getting a shoulder ride of Art Garfunkel |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I hate everything about him even his name |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why do they even call him focking tuba anyway |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ive heard its because his cocks like a tube of glue |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I suppose i'll have to let him do it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but make sure he cuts no corners |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know ive done some bad shit in my time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But not even I deserve this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | focking tuba |
