| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today is 7th December |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is your birthday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We would like to greet you |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Happy Birthday and |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | wish you have a good day |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't really care about my birthday |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Lets just fucking stack in dotA2 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | George |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your steam account... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your steam account still have 10 LPs matches |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and none of the stack people want to play in LP |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Kev, Cy, Mike, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS WHY I SAID |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | DONT FKNG CALL ME FOR DOTA2 IN MY DINNER TIME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT FKNG ROB, HE ALWAYS SAID |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "ONE QUICK GAME LAH~" |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BUT IT WAS NEVER ONE GAME |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE WOULD END UP PLAYING 5 GAMES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND THEN MY MOM WOULD SWITCH OFF MY WIFI |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND I WOULD END UP IN LP POOLS AGAIN |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but George it is just 5 LP games |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP, PUTANG INA MO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but George, all you need to do is to win 5 games |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | what the fuckng fuck, do you have any idea how hard LP is? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ANJING! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There are so many feeders |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All those fucking 800 MMR players |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All of them play like garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Can you fkng imagine it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | how hard it is to win, playing in a team |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | With 4 Pattrickas ! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | None of you will understand, you fkng non-LP players |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm really tired of this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I tried so hard to win LP games |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I just keep getting Pattricks in my team |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fooking Pattricks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | why can't I just get spongebob once in awhile |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Stupid LP pool bracket |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm going to send letter to Valve |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm seriously going to do it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | write a complain letter to them about players like Pattrick |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Pat, at least you still have CS.GO |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm done with this shit |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I really can't handle LP anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and today is my birthday |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | can we just clear my LP |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It will be my last LP game ever |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will just tell Rob to GTFO |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | with his fkng "one quick game lah~" |
