| 00:00 - 00:03 | Associate Professor Hyatt, feedback on the Rybka/Fruit ICGA evidence is in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | People from all over the world have commented on our plan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to discredit four times World Champion Vasik Rajlich |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you asked, we excluded Chris Whittington, who is based in France, from the deliberations |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But now, two times World Champion Ed Schröder has got involved |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm wondering, is it possible |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they discovered the lies in our report? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Associate Professor Hyatt ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wegner ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have seen through our shit report. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are busted. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get the fuck out - except Watkins, Wegner, Letouzey and Uniacke. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You say they saw through our lies? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told you NOT to ban Whittington from the process |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet it's that bastard Schröder |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dann Corbitt too! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I made over 8000 posts to the fucking Rybka forum! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The fools there don't know anything |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | _I_ am the GOD of computerchess |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Bob, Crafty has a comparison of an integer to a float 0.0 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So what? I am allowed to make mistakes, no-one else is |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Bob, they found the Fruit PST you copied |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Watkins shut the fuck up, I showed the fake code I "used" to create that PST! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That fucker Whittington with his AFC test |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Always talking about mobility |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | all the code abstracted away |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | so there was no code left to match! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The bastards realized that we chose engines from the dark ages |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Rybka wouldn't play like them, nor would Fruit, therefore Rybka equals Fruit! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Jeroen Noomen, he's a goddamned book maker |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even he can see that I lie like a rug, I'm worse than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That bastard Corbitt debunked my semantic equivalance |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Two difference source codes can produce the SAME assembly code |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It doesn't work on chess programs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What you must all do now ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is pretend that the Crafty evidence is the Fruit evidence |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tell Ken Thompson he has no idea what a programming error is |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All chess programmers owe everything to me! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They all copied Crafty. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he won't cluster-rape Fruit again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | David Levy has stitched me up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Uniacke, you stitched me up for a horses head. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Arse. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | As it is, I'm only hanging onto tenure by a thread. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll never make full Professor now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Vasik Rajlich wins again. |
