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Hitler Finds Out About Noveske
The rifle teams from these areas are using off the shelf ARs. Here and Here Surprisingly they are very accurate and causing us problems. And at this rifle range over here they beat our best team. Well lets not wait any longer. It is time for us to issue the Noveske rifles. Mein Fuhrer

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00:05 - 00:07The rifle teams from these areas are using off the shelf ARs.
00:07 - 00:12Here and Here
00:07 - 00:10Surprisingly they are very accurate and causing us problems.
00:11 - 00:15And at this rifle range over here they beat our best team.
00:16 - 00:20Well lets not wait any longer. It is time for us to issue the Noveske rifles.
00:23 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:30 - 00:32Our best teams already use Noveskes.
00:32 - 00:35It seems that most ARs use the same parts and are no different.
00:50 - 00:55Anyone who has seen and thinks the Noveskes are overpriced get out now.
01:09 - 01:12Why didn't anyone tell me...
01:12 - 01:15I was overpaying for the Noveskes!
01:15 - 01:18I thought the lack of wiggle on the lower receiver was important!
01:18 - 01:22Now you tell me all receivers are the same!
01:24 - 01:27I thought paying an extra 1k per rifle would make a difference.
01:27 - 01:30All the forums said Noveske was the shit!
01:31 - 01:36Now I find that we could have built our own and had better results.
01:36 - 01:37Maybe our rifle teams were bad...
01:38 - 01:39Don't be an idiot!
01:38 - 01:41All ARs use the same basic parts
01:41 - 01:44All the sofa warriors on the forums love the Noveskes.
01:44 - 01:45Those idiots couldn't shoot their way out of a paper bag.
01:45 - 01:47And we listened to their advice?
01:48 - 01:49I can't believe it.
01:51 - 01:53I should have known.
01:53 - 01:56But I am the Raven and have to have the shiny toy.
01:56 - 01:59As soon as we bought those things we started buying new parts for them right away.
01:59 - 02:04New Geisselle triggers, new compensators, what else?
02:04 - 02:08And after all that the rifles look like everyone elses.
02:08 - 02:11I thought I was getting something unique!
02:11 - 02:14And now I find the Noveskes don't out shoot the cheap ARs
02:14 - 02:16What was the fucking point?
02:21 - 02:23Do you know how I feel?
02:23 - 02:25Noveske just rolls off the tongue...
02:25 - 02:27in a way Rock Rivers Arms does not.
02:27 - 02:29Isn't that at least
02:29 - 02:31worth something?
02:34 - 02:35I trusted the forums.
02:36 - 02:41It is so fucking disappointing to find out I overpaid for the Noveske.
02:42 - 02:46That iron cross on the side is so cool but doesn't actually mean anything.
02:45 - 02:48I could have used all the extra money on something worthwhile...
02:49 - 02:52But I had to have the Noveske
02:52 - 02:55Now I find all the parts are the same as everyone elses.
02:56 - 03:00Don't worry, maybe next years Noveske will somehow be different.
03:06 - 03:08How I do love that little iron cross on the receiver.
03:11 - 03:16I just stare at it and rub my fingers on it.
03:17 - 03:20It doesn't matter though does it?
03:20 - 03:25So disappointing.
03:30 - 03:36I overpaid but somehow I know I would do the same thing again.
03:37 - 03:40I am the Raven after all
03:44 - 03:46I can't help it.