Adolf, story of a Peer to Peer investor
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Hitler learns a harsh lesson in the world of Peer to Peer investing
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, the plan for the Whitehaven development |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Demolish, lay foundations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | erect scaffolding, up here |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Once that's done, build out |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then there's just the roof and the final finishing touches |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So all good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | on schedule, no problems? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's nothing. It's just a hole. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's no funds left. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only BH's stay, K***L, Y***L, K***S, and P***M |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is total horse manure! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They promised it was going well, it's all to shit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They said It was a gold plated investment, what could go wrong |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | I had £5k in this, to get the bonus |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There's no building, what is there? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have put my money with Assetz or even SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They would have managed this end to end |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Maybe even driven to F****g Whitehaven |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, but it's really far. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Take the bloody train, get an advance ticket |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it's still expensive |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not as expensive as this will be for me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't want to hear it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | First there was the Containers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | then the Knaresborough disaster |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and now this, it's total garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | do you know how bad my XIRR will be now? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It'll be frickin' negative, totally annihilated |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Worse even than my Zopa+ account |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All of P2P is a total waste of time |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | In the olden days, I earned 6% interest |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | on my Halifax Easy Saver, opened in branch |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | No stress, no fuss |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For what? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | what else can i possibly do now? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No more flipping opportunities on Funding Circle |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I could invest more in MoneyThing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but even they screwed me on Birkenhead |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I was greedy to take Tranche B, it was too risky |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, they'll recover it |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | Show me the new FC lending options |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have no other choice |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I give up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's balanced, or conservative |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | can I at least put it in my IFISA to save tax? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I pay 50% tax, nasty |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe later in the year... |