00:00 - 00:03 | With the reshuffle in facilities |
00:04 - 00:05 | move Julie to domestics and catering, Ian to portering |
00:05 - 00:07 | bring Wayne back from St. Benedicts in Sunderland |
00:08 - 00:12 | that way we will have at least one decent chef in South Tyneside |
00:12 - 00:15 | Sunderland a small town in Durham |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, Yes I get all that, |
00:19 - 00:21 | but where does Jimmy fit into the reshuffle |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Jimmy... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Jimmy the baker...... |
00:34 - 00:36 | ....is retiring |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those who think we can replace Jimmy stay, the rest of you leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | Who let this happen? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Jimmy is the only decent manager or supervisor we have |
01:18 - 01:23 | Who will do the rotas and the worksheets |
01:25 - 01:28 | Don't tell me Karl and Stevie are doing them |
01:29 - 01:31 | Those two useless bastards couldn't boil an egg |
01:31 - 01:34 | And what about the ordering and the timesheets? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Please tell me Julie isn't doing them.. |
01:37 - 01:40 | ...she's too busy worrying about her nails and flirting with salesmen |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Mein Fuhrer Jimmy is passed his sell by date |
01:42 - 01:46 | Jimmy is the only good thing left in catering |
01:46 - 01:48 | But Mein Fuhrer he's 64 |
01:48 - 01:52 | Remember when he ran the bakery |
01:53 - 01:54 | The scones and cakes have never been the same since |
01:56 - 01:57 | Someone tell me this is a joke |
01:57 - 02:00 | Might as well go to cook/chill now |
02:00 - 02:03 | What about his leaving present? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Can't buy him jewellery |
02:08 - 02:13 | He's all blinged up |
02:14 - 02:16 | Can't buy him vodka... |
02:17 - 02:21 | ...I've heard his house is like an off license |
02:27 - 02:29 | Can't buy him a hairdryer or comb |
02:30 - 02:34 | What's he going to do in his retirement anyway? |
02:34 - 02:36 | Not bake Christmas cakes I hope |
02:41 - 02:42 | They are like house bricks |
02:43 - 02:47 | Will he go shopping with Ann? |
02:48 - 02:53 | At least he'll get a bag for life cheaper or even free |
02:54 - 02:56 | Could buy him a specsavers voucher or some viagra? |
02:56 - 02:59 | I supposed at his age though.... |
03:00 - 03:02 | he can live without sex, but not without his glasses |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Ann |
03:14 - 03:16 | What about his party? |
03:19 - 03:23 | We'll have to have a proper mackem buffet.... |
03:25 - 03:26 | Cheesy chips... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Sauce sandwiches.... |
03:40 - 03:46 | Dicksons saveloys and pot noodles |
03:46 - 03:49 | Well I suppose in a few weeks time... |
03:53 - 03:56 | ...it'll be Jimmy who? |