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Columbia's SC's struggle
As many cities across North America are tackling the question of what to do with the homeless population, a crazed Hitler creates the final solution.

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00:00 - 00:03Columbia's businesses are booming
00:04 - 00:05There's new ones here
00:05 - 00:07here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12But there is one problem
00:12 - 00:15Business owners are afraid of the homeless people
00:17 - 00:19Tell them to get a job.
00:19 - 00:21And buy a house or something.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33There are no jobs.
00:34 - 00:36And no one will hire them because of their appearance.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who knows what humanity means, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15Get them out of Columbia!
01:15 - 01:17Send them somewhere outside of the downtown area!
01:18 - 01:23A shelter, a camp, who cares what we call it!?
01:25 - 01:28A human without money is worthless to us!
01:29 - 01:31They are a plague to the upper class!
01:31 - 01:34They labored to build these sidewalks
01:34 - 01:37And then they think they get to use them?
01:37 - 01:40These sidewalks are for reich people only!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, the sidewalks and anything else considered public is for everyone to use.
01:42 - 01:46Not anymore! We fucking run this shit!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, the government is supposed to protect the people.
01:48 - 01:52They aren't people! Look at them!
01:53 - 01:54No suits!
01:56 - 01:57No badges!
01:57 - 02:00Running around with long hair and beards.
02:00 - 02:03Asking for money for food so they don't starve.
02:04 - 02:08Why don't they just go start a farm and be self sufficient!?
02:08 - 02:13Why don't they get a hair cut and buy a suit?
02:14 - 02:16Goddamn broke hippies
02:17 - 02:21Have the police round them up and ship them out of downtown
02:27 - 02:29They're the scary ones
02:30 - 02:34We are normal and just!
02:34 - 02:36We deserve a life without them.
02:41 - 02:42Six homes
02:43 - 02:47Six homes empty for every homeless person
02:48 - 02:53And here we are getting ready to send them to camps
02:54 - 02:56They could just go to the woods.
02:56 - 02:59But that is trespassing on government property!
03:00 - 03:02There is no freedom without money!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, you'll find a job soon.
03:14 - 03:16If we send them to camps it'll make us look like Nazis.
03:19 - 03:23People will realize we're a bunch of assholes.
03:25 - 03:26We are.
03:31 - 03:33I don't want to be an asshole anymore.
03:40 - 03:46We can either let them be
03:46 - 03:49Or we can subsidize some of the 20+ million homes for them.
03:53 - 03:56So they aren't homeless anymore.