Columbia's SC's struggle
213 views • 8/26/2013
As many cities across North America are tackling the question of what to do with the homeless population, a crazed Hitler creates the final solution.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Columbia's businesses are booming |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's new ones here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But there is one problem |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Business owners are afraid of the homeless people |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell them to get a job. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And buy a house or something. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There are no jobs. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And no one will hire them because of their appearance. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who knows what humanity means, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Get them out of Columbia! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Send them somewhere outside of the downtown area! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A shelter, a camp, who cares what we call it!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A human without money is worthless to us! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They are a plague to the upper class! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They labored to build these sidewalks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then they think they get to use them? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These sidewalks are for reich people only! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the sidewalks and anything else considered public is for everyone to use. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not anymore! We fucking run this shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the government is supposed to protect the people. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They aren't people! Look at them! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No suits! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No badges! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Running around with long hair and beards. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Asking for money for food so they don't starve. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why don't they just go start a farm and be self sufficient!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why don't they get a hair cut and buy a suit? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Goddamn broke hippies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Have the police round them up and ship them out of downtown |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're the scary ones |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We are normal and just! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We deserve a life without them. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Six homes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Six homes empty for every homeless person |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And here we are getting ready to send them to camps |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They could just go to the woods. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But that is trespassing on government property! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There is no freedom without money! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, you'll find a job soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If we send them to camps it'll make us look like Nazis. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | People will realize we're a bunch of assholes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don't want to be an asshole anymore. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can either let them be |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or we can subsidize some of the 20+ million homes for them. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So they aren't homeless anymore. |
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