| 00:00 - 00:05 | The IHBBR 17 is stuck at Tower 65 in Hamburg. |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have 25 guys on duty manning four cranes and the crew is quickly running out of work. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There's reports of heavy rail activity around Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That delay will put the train at Brandenburg Intermodal Terminal |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | at approximately 1330 at best. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll have the Load Planner submit a load plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to keep the ramp crew busy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the Load Planner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Load Planner reports to have only 28 units on the screen. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The in-gates have been really slow, and there's no pre-bills. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who didn't want to bring the crew in at 0400... leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've told you incompetent shits to put the crew on standby if the train is outside the city limits! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What a bunch of stupid ass magnets! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're suppose to maintain a 5.0 LPMH for the war effort... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | instead we're going maintain a 25-man circle jerk !!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I should have the switch crew tie all of you to a locomotive |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and run you into a bulkhead car!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, we can have them unstack chassis and do no mates! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How the good god damn is that suppose to make us money? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, we can have them restock the crane bins with IBC's as well! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You can restock your ass with my boot you incompetent assclown! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WE'RE SCREWED !!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I told Mussolini that we'd be in the black this quarter |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and that our lift counts would exceed all expectations |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | yet your dumbass decision just threw that in the garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Here I was about to pay for a crew feed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and possibly consider a 0.002% pay raise for all of you |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But that's hard to do when you'd rather make retarded decisions like this! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I might as well dump this contract and give this ramp to Stalin !!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | High LPMH is the life blood of the Reich. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | High LPMH is what keeps us fighting in this war! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The conquest of Europe demands high LPMH. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck's sake! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I ask is for my Generals to make good decisions with manpower. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But to my horror I've surrounded myself with dipshits! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should fire your asses to the unemployment line. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Good luck trying to get another contractor to take your dumbasses |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | because it'll be a miracle if they take you at all ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the BNSF will hire us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is unreal. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was looking forward to a new yard truck... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and maybe a gas card. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That's hopeless now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell the ramp supervisor to send the crew home. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then take a cyanide pill. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm leaving early to go golf.... |
