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00:00 - 00:032 engineers are crowdfunding an airline
00:04 - 00:05They want to connect Atlantic Canada
00:05 - 00:07and other secondary markets with more flights
00:08 - 00:12They are currently pitching their idea to Atlantic Canada
00:12 - 00:15They call their idea Zing Airlines
00:17 - 00:19No problem we will deploy Encore
00:19 - 00:21and funnell them into the hub at Toronto
00:24 - 00:26Gregg
00:27 - 00:28Zing
00:31 - 00:33Zing Airlines wants to use the CSeries to bypass the hubs
00:34 - 00:36slashing travel times and breaking our model
00:53 - 00:58Pugliese, Wiggins, Cummings, Lee, stay... the rest leave
01:13 - 01:15We are going to fail!
01:15 - 01:17We are going to fail!
01:18 - 01:23How can we convince the public that direct flights are a bad thing
01:25 - 01:28and that we bought the wrong plane
01:29 - 01:31that too built by Americans!
01:31 - 01:34What kind of PR person can save us now?
01:34 - 01:37The whole world is moving towards point to point but Canadians were passive enough not to ask for it
01:37 - 01:40Now their eyes are open, we can't shut them now!
01:40 - 01:42My fuhrer we can point at their lack of credentials and experience
01:42 - 01:46To hell with credentials! A good idea is a good idea!
01:46 - 01:48Greg, they don't have the funds to start
01:48 - 01:52How the hell do you think WestJet got started?
01:53 - 01:544 guys with a bright idea!
01:56 - 01:57We were simple, one type of plane, low costs, no nonsense
01:57 - 02:00we were the underdog, fighting a monster
02:00 - 02:03and now we have become the evil empire we set out to fight!
02:04 - 02:08These Zing boys are what we should have been, our model that worked
02:08 - 02:13Why the hell did we not buy those stupid Bombardier CSeries, Boeing's planes were always too large
02:14 - 02:16This little plane is going to flip our model upside down
02:17 - 02:21To disclaim their CSeries claims will make us look more stupid than Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29And our damn eastern hub
02:30 - 02:34based in Toronto with its unbelievable landing fees
02:34 - 02:36costs we can't control
02:41 - 02:42and Kathlynn Wynne
02:43 - 02:47Katlynn Wynne is raisiing aviation fuel taxes
02:48 - 02:53by 148%!!! Costs we can't control and pass on to the consumer
02:54 - 02:56What were doing all this time?
02:56 - 02:59How could we not see this coming!?! What were we doing?
03:00 - 03:02Painting our god damn planes in Frozen colours!!
03:04 - 03:07Its' okay Anna Zing will hire us.
03:14 - 03:16If we bought the CSeries... we'd look so good
03:19 - 03:23buying Canadian, flying Canadian
03:25 - 03:26its gone, all gone
03:31 - 03:33we can only hope that Canadians
03:40 - 03:46remain passive and skeptical and don't support Zing
03:46 - 03:49we must not even address this story
03:53 - 03:56Let's hope the media does not pick up on it