| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is a vital game at The Meadow which we must win... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our aim is Europe...or Madrid at least |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But first we must defeat Enfield... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Without Fotheringham and Hayles?... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a heavy league programme... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We need the cash and a good draw next time |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And a good crowd and plenty of support... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We don't know if we'll win or not... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We only have a 50/50 chance..?? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 3-4-2 formation with 2 goalkeepers... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Bring back Lawrensen..someone get him on the phone |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Hayles must play...even if he's on crutches |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We must have a crack penalty taker...call Kenny Kent |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Direct Enfield coaches to Wycombe to limit supporters |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | At half time make the goalposts wider by 3 feet and the crossbar 1 foot higher for Chesham... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Make sure the referee isn't from Hemel.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Make sure the Enfield changing room is freezing cold and there is no running water |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And no oranges at half time |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And tea with laxative in it... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And loose steps from Enfield changing room.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And loose crossbar for Enfield warm up... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Don't forget to invite the ref for a slap up meal Saturday night |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ....give Chesham players a £1.50p bonus each for winning |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Put 13 players out and see if the ref notices... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Bring back Lawrensen and Hayles must play even if in a bath chair |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've said 3-4-2 formation with 2 goalies... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ban Enfield fans chanting... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Insist Enfield fans get Chesham season ticket |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Cling film over Chesham goal at half time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Lock the away team's changing room |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We must win this game or a Supporters shop will never be built.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Not to mention new terraces, roofing, tannoy and toilets... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And no hope of Bale... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We must have TV here for next round...more cash |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So go away and do a plan... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not any plan but one which guarantees victory for Chesham |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The world will be ours....roll on Russia 2018. |
