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Chesham FA Cup
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00:00 - 00:03This is a vital game at The Meadow which we must win...
00:04 - 00:05Our aim is Europe...or Madrid at least
00:05 - 00:07But first we must defeat Enfield...
00:08 - 00:12Without Fotheringham and Hayles?...
00:12 - 00:15And a heavy league programme...
00:17 - 00:19We need the cash and a good draw next time
00:19 - 00:21And a good crowd and plenty of support...
00:34 - 00:36We don't know if we'll win or not...
00:53 - 00:58We only have a 50/50 chance..??
01:13 - 01:153-4-2 formation with 2 goalkeepers...
01:15 - 01:17Bring back Lawrensen..someone get him on the phone
01:18 - 01:23Hayles must play...even if he's on crutches
01:25 - 01:28We must have a crack penalty taker...call Kenny Kent
01:29 - 01:31Direct Enfield coaches to Wycombe to limit supporters
01:34 - 01:37At half time make the goalposts wider by 3 feet and the crossbar 1 foot higher for Chesham...
01:40 - 01:42Make sure the referee isn't from Hemel....
01:42 - 01:46Make sure the Enfield changing room is freezing cold and there is no running water
01:53 - 01:54And no oranges at half time
01:56 - 01:57And tea with laxative in it...
01:57 - 02:00And loose steps from Enfield changing room..
02:00 - 02:03And loose crossbar for Enfield warm up...
02:04 - 02:08Don't forget to invite the ref for a slap up meal Saturday night
02:08 - 02:13....give Chesham players a £1.50p bonus each for winning
02:17 - 02:21Put 13 players out and see if the ref notices...
02:27 - 02:29Bring back Lawrensen and Hayles must play even if in a bath chair
02:30 - 02:34I've said 3-4-2 formation with 2 goalies...
02:34 - 02:36Ban Enfield fans chanting...
02:43 - 02:47Insist Enfield fans get Chesham season ticket
02:48 - 02:53Cling film over Chesham goal at half time
02:54 - 02:56Lock the away team's changing room
03:00 - 03:02We must win this game or a Supporters shop will never be built..
03:19 - 03:23Not to mention new terraces, roofing, tannoy and toilets...
03:25 - 03:26And no hope of Bale...
03:31 - 03:33We must have TV here for next round...more cash
03:40 - 03:46So go away and do a plan...
03:46 - 03:49Not any plan but one which guarantees victory for Chesham
03:53 - 03:56The world will be ours....roll on Russia 2018.