00:00 - 00:03This is a vital game at The Meadow which we must win...

00:04 - 00:05Our aim is Europe...or Madrid at least

00:05 - 00:07But first we must defeat Enfield...

00:08 - 00:12Without Fotheringham and Hayles?...

00:12 - 00:15And a heavy league programme...

00:17 - 00:19We need the cash and a good draw next time

00:19 - 00:21And a good crowd and plenty of support...

00:34 - 00:36We don't know if we'll win or not...

00:53 - 00:58We only have a 50/50 chance..??

01:13 - 01:153-4-2 formation with 2 goalkeepers...

01:15 - 01:17Bring back Lawrensen..someone get him on the phone

01:18 - 01:23Hayles must play...even if he's on crutches

01:25 - 01:28We must have a crack penalty taker...call Kenny Kent

01:29 - 01:31Direct Enfield coaches to Wycombe to limit supporters

01:34 - 01:37At half time make the goalposts wider by 3 feet and the crossbar 1 foot higher for Chesham...

01:40 - 01:42Make sure the referee isn't from Hemel....

01:42 - 01:46Make sure the Enfield changing room is freezing cold and there is no running water

01:53 - 01:54And no oranges at half time

01:56 - 01:57And tea with laxative in it...

01:57 - 02:00And loose steps from Enfield changing room..

02:00 - 02:03And loose crossbar for Enfield warm up...

02:04 - 02:08Don't forget to invite the ref for a slap up meal Saturday night

02:08 - 02:13....give Chesham players a £1.50p bonus each for winning

02:17 - 02:21Put 13 players out and see if the ref notices...

02:27 - 02:29Bring back Lawrensen and Hayles must play even if in a bath chair

02:30 - 02:34I've said 3-4-2 formation with 2 goalies...

02:34 - 02:36Ban Enfield fans chanting...

02:43 - 02:47Insist Enfield fans get Chesham season ticket

02:48 - 02:53Cling film over Chesham goal at half time

02:54 - 02:56Lock the away team's changing room

03:00 - 03:02We must win this game or a Supporters shop will never be built..

03:19 - 03:23Not to mention new terraces, roofing, tannoy and toilets...

03:25 - 03:26And no hope of Bale...

03:31 - 03:33We must have TV here for next round...more cash

03:40 - 03:46So go away and do a plan...

03:46 - 03:49Not any plan but one which guarantees victory for Chesham

03:53 - 03:56The world will be ours....roll on Russia 2018.