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Star Wars VII Tickets Tomorrow
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00:00 - 00:03Tomorrow morning. At daybreak, 8am.
00:04 - 00:05Cinema's around the Sydney will begin sales
00:05 - 00:07of Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens.
00:08 - 00:12We must be ready
00:12 - 00:15at dawn we strike, with keyboard and mouse.
00:17 - 00:19There will be other's with the same objective in mind.
00:19 - 00:21We cannot let them succeed. Which cinema?
00:24 - 00:26We can choose between-
00:27 - 00:28between-
00:31 - 00:33Between IMAX in Circular Quay,
00:34 - 00:36Event in Hornsby or Hoyts in Chatswood.
00:53 - 00:58Those of you... who have not watched the films, or like Jar Jar Stinks. Leave the convo now.
01:13 - 01:15This will not be like every other event we organise!
01:15 - 01:17Where we pressure James into buying tickets and he never does.
01:18 - 01:23Or the conversation devolves into jokes concerning Ryan's snacks!
01:25 - 01:28We need to be prepared! With costume! However lame!
01:29 - 01:31This will not be like the Harry Potter premier
01:31 - 01:34 where we dressed as muggles.
01:34 - 01:37There will be robes, blasters, masks, lightsabers!
01:37 - 01:40We will not look like losers!
01:40 - 01:42Adaquate costumes can cost hundreds of dollars-
01:42 - 01:46Then so be it! You scruffy nerf-herder.
01:46 - 01:48Only we can use that word-
01:48 - 01:52Only a Sith deals in absolutes!
01:53 - 01:54Which makes you a scruffy Sith
01:56 - 01:57who herds nerfs.
01:57 - 02:00Now I want to hear costume ideas
02:00 - 02:03 and votes on which cinema tickets we will buy.
02:04 - 02:08And a consensus on if it's ok if girls come?
02:08 - 02:13Rachael is quite the fan but I don't know about the others
02:14 - 02:16I doubt many would come.
02:17 - 02:21And we don't want noobs and their endless questions.
02:27 - 02:29"What's an aluminium falcon?"
02:30 - 02:34What useless rebel scum. It kills me here.
02:34 - 02:36They won't even dress up...
02:41 - 02:42We can't let that happen.
02:43 - 02:47Neither can we miss the chance to buy tickets tomorrow,
02:48 - 02:53organise costumes and a screening of the 2 trilogies.
02:54 - 02:56With drinks and snacks of course.
02:56 - 02:59If that ass Ryan ever brings them.
03:00 - 03:02Have you seen his pantry!? Filled with snacks!
03:04 - 03:07He won't forget them this time.
03:14 - 03:16We'll buy tickets
03:19 - 03:23enough for everyone.
03:25 - 03:26organise costumes
03:31 - 03:33Do a pre-screening
03:40 - 03:46Who can host? Stop looking uncomfortable... I guess I could, or Zach.
03:46 - 03:49He's got a spar.
03:53 - 03:56And everyone wants something to do with his mum.