| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tomorrow morning. At daybreak, 8am. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Cinema's around the Sydney will begin sales |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We must be ready |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | at dawn we strike, with keyboard and mouse. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There will be other's with the same objective in mind. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We cannot let them succeed. Which cinema? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We can choose between- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | between- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Between IMAX in Circular Quay, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Event in Hornsby or Hoyts in Chatswood. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you... who have not watched the films, or like Jar Jar Stinks. Leave the convo now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This will not be like every other event we organise! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Where we pressure James into buying tickets and he never does. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Or the conversation devolves into jokes concerning Ryan's snacks! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We need to be prepared! With costume! However lame! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This will not be like the Harry Potter premier |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | where we dressed as muggles. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There will be robes, blasters, masks, lightsabers! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We will not look like losers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Adaquate costumes can cost hundreds of dollars- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then so be it! You scruffy nerf-herder. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Only we can use that word- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Only a Sith deals in absolutes! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Which makes you a scruffy Sith |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | who herds nerfs. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now I want to hear costume ideas |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and votes on which cinema tickets we will buy. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And a consensus on if it's ok if girls come? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Rachael is quite the fan but I don't know about the others |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I doubt many would come. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And we don't want noobs and their endless questions. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "What's an aluminium falcon?" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What useless rebel scum. It kills me here. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They won't even dress up... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We can't let that happen. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Neither can we miss the chance to buy tickets tomorrow, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | organise costumes and a screening of the 2 trilogies. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | With drinks and snacks of course. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If that ass Ryan ever brings them. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Have you seen his pantry!? Filled with snacks! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He won't forget them this time. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll buy tickets |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | enough for everyone. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | organise costumes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Do a pre-screening |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Who can host? Stop looking uncomfortable... I guess I could, or Zach. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He's got a spar. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And everyone wants something to do with his mum. |
