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Hitler Reacts to new BMW M2 Release
Hitler is not happy with the new BMW M2.

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00:00 - 00:03Mein Fuhrer we have news
00:04 - 00:05that the new BMW M2 has been released to the public.
00:05 - 00:07We have already seen leaked pictures of it here and
00:08 - 00:12have seen test mules running around here and Pankow.
00:12 - 00:15So far it looks good and is rumored to have 370hp.
00:17 - 00:19What about the Side View Mirrors?
00:19 - 00:21They look aggressive I hope.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28BMW...
00:31 - 00:33BMW chose to put the regular 2-Series mirrors on the M2.
00:34 - 00:36It doesn't look that bad.
00:53 - 00:58The following idiots stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.
01:13 - 01:15THAT WAS A DIRECT ORDER!!!
01:15 - 01:17I told you not to pre-order the new M2 unless it looked like a real ///M Car!!
01:18 - 01:23Now what am I supposed to do?! I'll lose my deposit!
01:25 - 01:28When I show up to car meets, everyone is going to laugh at me!
01:29 - 01:31I heard it doesn't even come with a Carbon Fiber Roof!
01:31 - 01:34I should've ordered the M4 GTS!!
01:34 - 01:37How can it only be 50lbs lighter than an M4?!
01:37 - 01:40When it is smaller and more compact!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, but it does the Ring in 7:58.
01:42 - 01:46You've got to be joking me, the 2015 Honda Civic Type R has a Ring time of 7:50!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, but it can come with a 6MT.
01:48 - 01:52Nobody cares about Manual anymore, DCT is faster!
01:53 - 01:54This is ridiculous!
01:56 - 01:57I was going to dominate Mercedes and Audi
01:57 - 02:00but even the RS3 and the A45 AMG have better seats
02:00 - 02:03what does BMW expect us to do,
02:04 - 02:08buy every M Performance Part just to get the car to look like a real M Car?
02:08 - 02:13The M2 was supposed to be the reincarnation of the E46 M3.
02:14 - 02:16To make me feel like I was reliving the glory days of BMW ///Motorsport!
02:17 - 02:21I might as well just buy a Volkswagen Diesel and sell all my M's to Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29You can't understand my frustration.
02:30 - 02:34I was going to destroy everyone at CCA Autocross events
02:34 - 02:36and be the Autocross Champion of the World.
02:41 - 02:42What am I going to do?
02:43 - 02:47I can't believe they didn't design real M side view mirrors for the car.
02:48 - 02:53What would it have cost them to design real M mirrors?
02:54 - 02:56As if the base price of $51,000 is too close the F80 M3 already?
02:56 - 02:59No, but real M Mirrors would have
03:00 - 03:02added 500lbs to the car anyways!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we still have the M5.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I should start looking at the 2016 Audi TTS.
03:19 - 03:23At least it's 400lbs lighter than the M2.
03:25 - 03:26All is lost.
03:31 - 03:33The horsepower war is over.
03:40 - 03:46How much will it cost to retrofit the S55 into the M2?
03:46 - 03:49We'll lose a good exhaust note but at least we can make up...
03:53 - 03:56...for the weight.