| 00:00 - 00:03 | The salespeople have formed an SOW revolt against the Helpdesk |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they've sold copiers here.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they sent all the SOW's blank.... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We're not quite sure how we are going to handle this.... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There's only one way to handle this..... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get a hold of Ken Cino..... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They killed Kenny!! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they are organizing the revolt through Twitter... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who retweeted #SOWRevolt now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a revolt and kill the one man who bailed them out EVERY TIME?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they want us to continue?!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The shock collar!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They will pay for their crimes!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hijacked by the all mighty dollar!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the salespeople are not happy! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to charge in and revolt against their savior?!?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get recognition, but what of it? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Petty promises that they can print from EUROPE?!?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Telling them that they can use Global Print Drivers when they CLERLY don't work?!?!?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your screwups |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix your mistakes!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We need a course of action they can be held accountable for!!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need.......THE SHOCK COLLAR!!!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some money grubber with greedy ambitions think they can just sell a copier and drop the install in our lap?!?!?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't get support for something with a black SOW!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we all tweeted "GIVE THEM THE SHOCK COLLAR!!" |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The salepeople will leave at once or they will pay! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The helpdesk will feel satisfied with our results!!!! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "SHOCK COLLAR |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | IT WILL....all change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a their leader to pop up! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they will face the SHOCK COLLAR! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
