Hitler Returns...to the league
272 views • 8/1/2013
I wanted to take this opportunity and personally thank you guys for allowing yours truly back into the league I apologize for my tirade a few weeks back. I've prepared this meal as a peace offering to my fellow league members. I promise I'll clean up my act this year. My wife wants to help run my team this year....I've heard her comments during football games and she is completely clueless. Child Please!
00:05 - 00:12 | I wanted to take this opportunity and personally thank you guys for allowing yours truly back into the league |
00:12 - 00:15 | I apologize for my tirade a few weeks back. |
00:16 - 00:20 | I've prepared this meal as a peace offering to my fellow league members. |
00:21 - 00:24 | I promise I'll clean up my act this year. |
00:25 - 00:33 | My wife wants to help run my team this year....I've heard her comments during football games and she is completely clueless. |
00:34 - 00:35 | Child Please! |
00:36 - 00:42 | Sir...You should consider it. Your shitty team needs all the help you can get. |
00:42 - 00:48 | My team was plagued by injuries and suspensions last year, so I don't want to hear about it. |
00:50 - 00:57 | But this year will be different. I've been watching the NFL Network and reading up on Yahoo! I even bought a few jerseys. |
00:57 - 00:59 | You frittatas might as well give up now. |
00:59 - 01:01 | Ahh, the draft order is ready. |
01:03 - 01:07 | After I get the #1 pick, it's all over for you shit sippers! |
01:07 - 01:11 | Lots of good players were kept this year, so this is uber important. |
01:11 - 01:12 | I'm keeping Cutler |
01:19 - 01:23 | Oh really..I have the last pick. |
01:23 - 01:27 | Who the fuck drew the names? This wreaks of collusion... |
01:27 - 01:29 | I know you douche bags cheated. |
01:31 - 01:35 | It's a little early to start this bullshit isn't it? |
01:38 - 01:39 | Cheaters |
01:40 - 01:44 | IF I EVER FIND OUT YOU GUYS COLLUDED AGAINST ME.. |
01:44 - 01:46 | And I know I will.. |
01:47 - 01:51 | I WILL TAKE THAT DAMN SHIVA AND SMASH IT TO PIECES |
01:55 - 01:58 | You pussies have stooped to a new low this time |
01:59 - 02:01 | "Ohh yea, let's fuck with the draft order.." |
02:02 - 02:05 | "...he'll never find out" JAA! JAA! JAA! JAA! JAA!!!! |
02:06 - 02:08 | Well let it be known |
02:09 - 02:11 | this season will have an asterisk in the record books |
02:12 - 02:15 | ALL BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS ARE AFRAID TO LOSE TO ME... |
02:16 - 02:18 | THIS IS HORSE SHIT!!! |
02:24 - 02:29 | by the way...if you ate the fettuccine alfredo, I strongly suggest you find a bathroom. |
02:30 - 02:32 | I'm sorry, but I knew you'd try to fuck me |
02:33 - 02:34 | For that stunt, you can't keep Jay Cutler |
02:36 - 02:39 | Oh big surprise. I swear, you guys are unbelievable |
02:39 - 02:40 | Also, I need your $60 entry fee |
02:41 - 02:42 | I'M AWARE, YOU DUMB SHIT |
02:46 - 02:47 | Nathan...you better sit back down |
02:53 - 02:55 | You are going to tell me who's behind all this. |
02:56 - 03:02 | Now who the fuck rigged the draft order? I know Tony and Chris damn sure had something to do with it, but I suspect others were involved. |
03:03 - 03:07 | Sir, I don't mean to change the subject, but I saw a trailer for The Dodge 3. |
03:10 - 03:12 | Thank you, you know how to make me happy... |
03:13 - 03:17 | ...now please assure me that Alex Kubsch is not directing it. |
03:18 - 03:22 | He was the downfall of the shitty Dodge 2... |
03:22 - 03:23 | Sir... |
03:23 - 03:27 | The next time you you interupt me, will be the last time. |
03:28 - 03:31 | By the way I had sex with your wife last night. |
03:32 - 03:37 | Dirty Randy filmed the whole thing over at Kaine's house. And we didn't bother to clean it up. |
03:38 - 03:41 | Next time will be Ryan's house... |
03:42 - 03:49 | You tell that bullshit commish Chris that I will wipe the slate clean. But when I win his shitty league, I'm taking over the reigns |
03:50 - 03:55 | After I take over...imagine all the booze, drugs, and free lap dances I'll get....... |
03:55 - 04:00 | How many chicks do you think a fantasy football commissioner gets? |
04:01 - 04:09 | Dude, I'm gonna be so deep in the chicks I won't know which way is up...all because I won the league and became commish... |
04:09 - 04:14 | I'm gonna have to be shaken awake every day...I'll be so drunk in it. |
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