00:00 - 00:03Katie has named the day. She's marrying Simon in a couple of years
00:04 - 00:05It's going to be quite an event. Maybe we could have a stag night in Berlin.
00:05 - 00:07We'll look for a hotel in the centre here.
00:08 - 00:12I'll also have a look at EasyJet flights
00:12 - 00:15Yes but they will probably take us to somewhere just outside Paris.
00:17 - 00:19We can all go to the iPro to catch a game beforehand.
00:19 - 00:21Mine Fuhrer
00:24 - 00:26This is awkward
00:27 - 00:28It's just that ..
00:31 - 00:33 he's a Forest fan
00:34 - 00:36Maybe we could go to the East Midlands derby
00:53 - 00:58Well she's got to get out of it now! Go and find her someone else. If anyone has a problem with that, wait here and we'll discuss it.
01:13 - 01:15She wants to marry a Forest fan?
01:15 - 01:17What's the matter with him! He lives in Ilkeston, DERBYSHIRE!
01:18 - 01:23Bloody Forest fans go banging on about the European cup like it means a damn!
01:25 - 01:28They only had to beat bloody Malmo for God's sake.
01:29 - 01:31How many times have they been champions of England? Once?
01:31 - 01:34The Rams have won it twice I tell you!
01:34 - 01:37That's the true mark of quality.
01:37 - 01:40Twice! With different managers!
01:40 - 01:42Yes but Forest won all those League cups
01:42 - 01:46Who gives a shit about League cups?
01:46 - 01:48Mine Fuhrer, surely you can have some sympathy for supporters whose only hero is Jamie Ward?
01:48 - 01:52Jamie Ward? He's permanently injured, the mouthy little git.
01:53 - 01:54I'll have you all shot if I hear one more word about Nottingham Forest.
01:56 - 01:57Isn't 5-0 enough to convince him?
01:57 - 02:00The bloody idiots were even stupid enough to employ Billy Davies after what he did to us!
02:00 - 02:03Even Nigel Clough - one of their own - knew who was the bigger club
02:04 - 02:08Well bollocks to the lot of you.
02:08 - 02:13Even their statue ignores the great Peter Taylor.
02:14 - 02:16And how can anyone support a club whose badge looks like a piece of broccolli?
02:17 - 02:21Bunch of bleedin' tree huggers
02:27 - 02:29Remember that time Billy Davies accused Nigel of kneeing him in the nuts?
02:30 - 02:34No way that Billy could've been talking crap again, was there?
02:34 - 02:36The same Billy Davies who took us up and made us a laughing stock!
02:41 - 02:42And what about today's teams?
02:43 - 02:47They had one decent player and sold him!
02:48 - 02:53We bought more decent players on deadline day than they've got in their whole squad
02:54 - 02:56Their chairman makes me look sane and rational.
02:56 - 02:59What was all that shooting rams about?
03:00 - 03:02And the man wouldn't know the Financial Fair Play rules if they hit him in the mouth
03:04 - 03:07Oh stop it. At least he's not mentioned sheep shagging.
03:14 - 03:16I suppose there's a lot of shared history...
03:19 - 03:23Brian Clough, Dave Mackay, Alan Hinton ....
03:25 - 03:26John McGovern, Steve McClaren...
03:31 - 03:33And actually, Simon is a pretty good guy
03:40 - 03:46It's enough to make you weep though
03:46 - 03:49Derby County. The team for Derbyshire.
03:53 - 03:56Let's just hope that Paul Clement can do it this time.