| 00:00 - 00:03 | Katie has named the day. She's marrying Simon in a couple of years |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's going to be quite an event. Maybe we could have a stag night in Berlin. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll look for a hotel in the centre here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I'll also have a look at EasyJet flights |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Yes but they will probably take us to somewhere just outside Paris. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can all go to the iPro to catch a game beforehand. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Mine Fuhrer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | This is awkward |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's just that .. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | he's a Forest fan |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Maybe we could go to the East Midlands derby |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Well she's got to get out of it now! Go and find her someone else. If anyone has a problem with that, wait here and we'll discuss it. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | She wants to marry a Forest fan? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What's the matter with him! He lives in Ilkeston, DERBYSHIRE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Bloody Forest fans go banging on about the European cup like it means a damn! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They only had to beat bloody Malmo for God's sake. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How many times have they been champions of England? Once? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Rams have won it twice I tell you! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That's the true mark of quality. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Twice! With different managers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Yes but Forest won all those League cups |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who gives a shit about League cups? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mine Fuhrer, surely you can have some sympathy for supporters whose only hero is Jamie Ward? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jamie Ward? He's permanently injured, the mouthy little git. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll have you all shot if I hear one more word about Nottingham Forest. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Isn't 5-0 enough to convince him? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The bloody idiots were even stupid enough to employ Billy Davies after what he did to us! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even Nigel Clough - one of their own - knew who was the bigger club |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Well bollocks to the lot of you. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even their statue ignores the great Peter Taylor. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And how can anyone support a club whose badge looks like a piece of broccolli? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bunch of bleedin' tree huggers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Remember that time Billy Davies accused Nigel of kneeing him in the nuts? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | No way that Billy could've been talking crap again, was there? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The same Billy Davies who took us up and made us a laughing stock! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And what about today's teams? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They had one decent player and sold him! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We bought more decent players on deadline day than they've got in their whole squad |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Their chairman makes me look sane and rational. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What was all that shooting rams about? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And the man wouldn't know the Financial Fair Play rules if they hit him in the mouth |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh stop it. At least he's not mentioned sheep shagging. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose there's a lot of shared history... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Brian Clough, Dave Mackay, Alan Hinton .... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | John McGovern, Steve McClaren... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And actually, Simon is a pretty good guy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's enough to make you weep though |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Derby County. The team for Derbyshire. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's just hope that Paul Clement can do it this time. |
