00:00 - 00:03Our agent has just returned from Londis.
00:04 - 00:05The shipment of bru is in,
00:05 - 00:07All 30 bottles accounted for.
00:08 - 00:12They are being delivered, all that is left to do
00:12 - 00:15Is to pay the price in full at the counter here.
00:17 - 00:19The Irn Bru is 75p.
00:19 - 00:21Times by thirty that would be...
00:24 - 00:26My leader...
00:27 - 00:28Philip...
00:31 - 00:33Philip claims That the drink is 79p. The payment is £23.70
00:34 - 00:36The payment is £23.70
00:53 - 00:58Everybody that thinks it costs 75p leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15You're fucking WRONG!!
01:15 - 01:17Every single one of you IS WRONG!
01:18 - 01:2379p!? When I buy my drinks, I PAY ATTENTION TO THE PRICE
01:25 - 01:28Your worse than the jews.
01:29 - 01:31OVER MY DEAD BODY
01:31 - 01:34With 79p I could buy the fucking SS!
01:34 - 01:37With 79p I could pay Queen Elizebeth
01:37 - 01:40To give me a FUCKING LAP DANCE!!!
01:40 - 01:42My leader it says 79p on the bottle
01:42 - 01:46The bottle says SEVENTY FIVE!!!! YOU THINK ME A FOOL!?
01:46 - 01:48But Hitler, you haven't even seem them!
01:48 - 01:52You haven't seen any sex, but I say nothing!
01:53 - 01:54You're worse than AGWAM!
01:56 - 01:57What is the point of that
01:57 - 02:00extra four pense that shouldn't be there
02:00 - 02:03can't the leave it at a round number like Five!?
02:04 - 02:08I see now why Londis is the meeting point of the scum
02:08 - 02:13With more TURDS OF DOVER THAN THE FUCKING JOB CENTRE
02:14 - 02:16Is there no good left in the world!?
02:17 - 02:2179p, I think I'd rather be fucked in the arse BY STALIN
02:27 - 02:2975p isn't so unreasonable...
02:30 - 02:34I thought I knew, I REALLY knew...
02:34 - 02:36the price of my favourite drink...
02:41 - 02:42all my soul...
02:43 - 02:47ALL MY PASSION INTO BELIEVING IT WAS ONLY 75p!!!
02:48 - 02:53After all my determind arguing, it was I Who was shat on...
02:54 - 02:56There was no way I was wrong...
02:56 - 02:59I was the loudest, and so SURE!
03:00 - 03:02Phil has MADE ME AN EMPTY MAN!!
03:04 - 03:07Adam, I'm sorry this isn't about you...
03:14 - 03:16Next time I'm buying pussy.
03:19 - 03:23At least one pound isn't a confusing price.
03:25 - 03:26I'll stab you.
03:31 - 03:33In the neck.
03:40 - 03:46I expect I got the price of pussy wrong too
03:46 - 03:49It'll be £1.04
03:53 - 03:56Fuck Adam.