| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new ONE PLUS TWO is out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But people need an invite to buy it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our sources says the invite will reach here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then here, then here after that here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and after crossing the whole world, finally here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you wanna say - |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You need an invite to spend money ??? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes sir ! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | True |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That's how ONE PLUS sells its Phones |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One Plus One was sold the same way |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who have Iphone, Blackberry, Samsung.. GET OUT !!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WANT TO BUY A PHONE, I HAVE MONEY |
| 01:18 - 01:24 | BUT I STILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN INVITE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHO MADE THIS INVITE SYSTEM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HOW LONG WILL I HAVE TO WAIT ?? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | FIRST SAVE MONEY FOR A PHONE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND WHEN YOU FINALLY HAVE THE MONEY, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR MONTHS TO GET AN INVITE !!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | One Plus says they have started rolling invites |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TO WHOM ??? INVISIBLE PEOPLE !!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I saw on the facebook page.. few people got it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AND ALL I SEE ON FACEBOOK IS PEOPLE ABUSING ONE PLUS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOBODY GOT AN INVITE !!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THERE ARE MORE THAN 3 MILLION PEOPLE WAITING |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND HOW MANY INVITES HAVE BEEN ROLLED ? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ABOVE THAT THEY WANT TO SELL ONE PLUS TWO ACCESSORIES |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHERE DO I PUT THE BACK COVER ? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I FIRST NEED THE PHONE AND THEN WILL BUY THE FUCKING ACCESSORIES |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | GO AND FIND THOSE PEOPLE WHO GOT THE INVITE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I Worked So Hard To Save Money |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I Woke Up All Night To See The Launch |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Was Very Happy To See The Specifications |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But Now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I CANNOT BUY THIS PHONE BECAUSE OF STUPID INVITE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHAT IS TAKING THEM SO LONG TO SEND INVITES ? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IF I DON'T GET AN INVITE SOON |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I WILL MAKE A NUDE VIDEO OF MYSELF |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND WILL POST ON THEIR FACEBOOK, TWITTER EVERYWHERE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't Worry, I Will Get NOKIA for you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Find The Guy With Invite |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell Him To Buy This Phone |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I Quit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I Won't Buy It |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even If I Get An Invite Tomorrow.. I Won't Buy This Phone |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell ONE PLUS to Sell These Phones On MARS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | NEVER SETTLE, HUH |
