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Easy Vista rolls off the tracks
When product demos go wrong

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00:00 - 00:03They would like to make more changes to the process
00:04 - 00:05The programmers are on the road and should be here by morning
00:05 - 00:07They will use the VPN here.
00:08 - 00:12As you can see, we should still make the target date
00:12 - 00:15Unless he wants us to make the product easier. In that case, we may not.
00:17 - 00:19As long as we do not delay the existing deadline,
00:19 - 00:21then everything will be fine.
00:24 - 00:26Sir,
00:27 - 00:28Stiener.....
00:31 - 00:33the deadline is not achievable, even with the extra programmers
00:34 - 00:36We will have to delay
00:53 - 00:58I want to talk with everyone who said EasyVista was the best option.
01:13 - 01:15This was supposed to be done!
01:15 - 01:17On time, under budget!
01:18 - 01:23and what the hell is Ping?!
01:25 - 01:28I thought we only had to buy servers if we used ADFS?!
01:29 - 01:31And who hired that temp girl to manage this?!
01:31 - 01:34Tell me why can't people just login as they promised?!
01:34 - 01:37Now we have to manage accounts in two systems!
01:37 - 01:40One day it's THIS, the next day it's That.
01:40 - 01:42I'm sorry sir, but security insisted...
01:42 - 01:46Security has been trying to sabotage this from day one!
01:46 - 01:48But sir, account synchronization is essential.
01:48 - 01:52No sh!t it's essential, you dumbA55!
01:53 - 01:54Am I alone here?!
01:56 - 01:57Next you'll tell me FTP doesnt work
01:57 - 02:00or we'll have to put a stupid letter in front of
02:00 - 02:03existing usenames so there is no duplication.
02:04 - 02:08and users will have to take classes to learn the system
02:08 - 02:13cant they just look at it and know what to do?!
02:14 - 02:16I'll bet the loop integration wont work either
02:17 - 02:21At this point, we will never have a usable product
02:27 - 02:29we make....ridiculous changes.
02:30 - 02:34it's all my fault....i let you make these choices
02:34 - 02:36And this is the thanks I get
02:41 - 02:42Why is it called "EasyVista"?
02:43 - 02:47It's not easy, and I bet they laugh about naming it after a failed windows release
02:48 - 02:53Maybe they think "Easy failure"is funny?
02:54 - 02:56it's not funny at all
02:56 - 02:59Why didn't we just go with Service Now?!
03:00 - 03:02They are established and don't suck!
03:04 - 03:07He's not mad at you....
03:14 - 03:16Here we are again
03:19 - 03:23polishing a turd and trying to make a diamond.
03:25 - 03:26enough already.
03:31 - 03:33i have to make a tough decision
03:40 - 03:46Lets deploy it the way it is, maybe no one will notice
03:46 - 03:49We're use to sucky products
03:53 - 03:56damn those salemen...