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Hitler Reacts To Thirst
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00:00 - 00:03We're doing well sir
00:04 - 00:05All men have abstained from women
00:05 - 00:07Especially since Berlin
00:08 - 00:12Sir, There is a problem though
00:12 - 00:15There is General outside Berlin
00:17 - 00:19Could this general be a huge threat?
00:19 - 00:21We're everywhere!
00:24 - 00:26Sir, theres a whole movement of thirst
00:27 - 00:28It's growing larger each day
00:31 - 00:33So much thirst, by the thousands
00:34 - 00:36The thirst is real!
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who is thirsty, please leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK IS THIRST!
01:15 - 01:17DO THEY NEED WATER OR SOME SHIT?
01:18 - 01:23SOME ONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!
01:25 - 01:28AM I THIRSTY?
01:29 - 01:31CAN SOMEONE TELL ME, DO I LOOK THIRSTY!
01:31 - 01:34CAUSE IF SO, THEN I AM THIRSTY AS FUCK
01:34 - 01:37I'LL DRINK THAT SHIT UP SON!
01:37 - 01:40THIS CAPTAIN THIRST IS GONNA BRING US DONW!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, being thirty is a natural thing these days
01:42 - 01:46ARE YOU THIRSTY MOTHER FUCKER?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, I've been thirsty since '32
01:48 - 01:52I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE BORN THIRSTY!
01:53 - 01:54THIRST IS GONNA KILL US!
01:56 - 01:57Women are the damn devil
01:57 - 02:00You need to open your eyes
02:00 - 02:03Poon is only gonna get us killed
02:04 - 02:08All these thirsty asses out in the hall
02:08 - 02:13and yet not one has put out!
02:14 - 02:16CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!
02:17 - 02:21You thirsty assholes are making me want to kill everyone!
02:27 - 02:29Why is the thirst real?
02:30 - 02:34Why can't I be as thirsty as Captain Thirst!?
02:34 - 02:36Why can't I be that thirsty!
02:41 - 02:42Stupid Thirsty idiot
02:43 - 02:47AND HE HAS HIS STUPID THIRSTY ROOMMATES TOO!
02:48 - 02:53THE ASSHOLES WHO LIVE IN THE SO CALLED ORCHARD!
02:54 - 02:56One of them is black isn't he?
02:56 - 02:59The other one is gluten MOTHER FUCKING FREE!
03:00 - 03:02THE OTHER ONE DRIVES A TOYOTA!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay to drive a Toyota
03:14 - 03:16Should I quench my thirst?
03:19 - 03:23I've considered it many times? It might help
03:25 - 03:26A lot
03:31 - 03:33Find me a jewish girl
03:40 - 03:46I'll go ahead and fuck a jew. Maybe eat her out, why not right?
03:46 - 03:49Maybe that's what I need. I'll fuck her...
03:53 - 03:56...right in the pussy