00:00 - 00:03 | We're doing well sir |
00:04 - 00:05 | All men have abstained from women |
00:05 - 00:07 | Especially since Berlin |
00:08 - 00:12 | Sir, There is a problem though |
00:12 - 00:15 | There is General outside Berlin |
00:17 - 00:19 | Could this general be a huge threat? |
00:19 - 00:21 | We're everywhere! |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, theres a whole movement of thirst |
00:27 - 00:28 | It's growing larger each day |
00:31 - 00:33 | So much thirst, by the thousands |
00:34 - 00:36 | The thirst is real! |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is thirsty, please leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIRST! |
01:15 - 01:17 | DO THEY NEED WATER OR SOME SHIT? |
01:18 - 01:23 | SOME ONE PLEASE EXPLAIN! |
01:25 - 01:28 | AM I THIRSTY? |
01:29 - 01:31 | CAN SOMEONE TELL ME, DO I LOOK THIRSTY! |
01:31 - 01:34 | CAUSE IF SO, THEN I AM THIRSTY AS FUCK |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'LL DRINK THAT SHIT UP SON! |
01:37 - 01:40 | THIS CAPTAIN THIRST IS GONNA BRING US DONW! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, being thirty is a natural thing these days |
01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU THIRSTY MOTHER FUCKER? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I've been thirsty since '32 |
01:48 - 01:52 | I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE BORN THIRSTY! |
01:53 - 01:54 | THIRST IS GONNA KILL US! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Women are the damn devil |
01:57 - 02:00 | You need to open your eyes |
02:00 - 02:03 | Poon is only gonna get us killed |
02:04 - 02:08 | All these thirsty asses out in the hall |
02:08 - 02:13 | and yet not one has put out! |
02:14 - 02:16 | CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! |
02:17 - 02:21 | You thirsty assholes are making me want to kill everyone! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Why is the thirst real? |
02:30 - 02:34 | Why can't I be as thirsty as Captain Thirst!? |
02:34 - 02:36 | Why can't I be that thirsty! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Stupid Thirsty idiot |
02:43 - 02:47 | AND HE HAS HIS STUPID THIRSTY ROOMMATES TOO! |
02:48 - 02:53 | THE ASSHOLES WHO LIVE IN THE SO CALLED ORCHARD! |
02:54 - 02:56 | One of them is black isn't he? |
02:56 - 02:59 | The other one is gluten MOTHER FUCKING FREE! |
03:00 - 03:02 | THE OTHER ONE DRIVES A TOYOTA! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay to drive a Toyota |
03:14 - 03:16 | Should I quench my thirst? |
03:19 - 03:23 | I've considered it many times? It might help |
03:25 - 03:26 | A lot |
03:31 - 03:33 | Find me a jewish girl |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll go ahead and fuck a jew. Maybe eat her out, why not right? |
03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe that's what I need. I'll fuck her... |
03:53 - 03:56 | ...right in the pussy |