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Longreach Double Trouble Triathlon
Adolf Hitler rants on about the Double Trouble Triathlon.

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00:00 - 00:03We start the swim leg here
00:04 - 00:05In the Thomson River.
00:05 - 00:07We swim to a 250 metre buoy
00:08 - 00:12Turn around and exit the water
00:12 - 00:15Right here.
00:17 - 00:19And then you ride and run right?
00:19 - 00:21All over Longreach?
00:24 - 00:26Mon Furher
00:27 - 00:28I am afraid to say it
00:31 - 00:33You must do the course twice...
00:34 - 00:36Two swims, two rides, two runs
00:53 - 00:58Everyone go accept you, Cripps and Porto
01:13 - 01:15Now you tell me!!!
01:15 - 01:17For weeks and weeks you've all been talking double trouble.
01:18 - 01:23You keep banging on about double trouble.
01:25 - 01:28Do the "double trouble" Adolf
01:29 - 01:31Now you tell me. It's two bloody laps.
01:31 - 01:34How do I train for this?
01:34 - 01:37You know I hate the swim.
01:37 - 01:40And getting out the water is my favourite part.
01:40 - 01:42Mon Furher it's a unique Outback opportunity
01:42 - 01:46Opportunity? Brown water scares me.
01:46 - 01:48Mon Furher join a team.
01:48 - 01:52I do not do triathlons in a team.
01:53 - 01:54I compete alone
01:56 - 01:57If I wanted to be in a team I'd play soccer
01:57 - 02:00I'm a solo operator, I'm a triathlon Lone Ranger,
02:00 - 02:03And I chase, chase, chase on the bike.
02:04 - 02:08I hate the swim but I endure it.
02:08 - 02:13And now you clowns tell me I swim twice.
02:14 - 02:16Twice humiliated in one day.
02:17 - 02:21Twice I gurgle and gargle the Thomson River.
02:27 - 02:29Twice I have to play catch up.
02:30 - 02:34Twice I have to chase down high school swim champions.
02:34 - 02:36Black line lappers that love the swim.
02:41 - 02:42Double Trouble is not like Julia Creek.
02:43 - 02:47It's not like Hell of the West.
02:48 - 02:53It's two times the embarrassment.
02:54 - 02:56And you fools signed me up.
02:56 - 02:59"Do the Double Trouble Adolf"
03:00 - 03:02"You'll love it Adolf. See the Stockman's Hall of Fame"
03:04 - 03:07Your boyfriend can swim but can't ride can he?
03:14 - 03:16Well I've got news for you.
03:19 - 03:23You're all going to be doing it with me.
03:25 - 03:26No teams.
03:31 - 03:33No specialist swimmer.
03:40 - 03:46It's each one of you doing the lot
03:46 - 03:49The swim, the bike and the run.
03:53 - 03:56Twice.