00:00 - 00:03We start the swim leg here

00:04 - 00:05In the Thomson River.

00:05 - 00:07We swim to a 250 metre buoy

00:08 - 00:12Turn around and exit the water

00:12 - 00:15Right here.

00:17 - 00:19And then you ride and run right?

00:19 - 00:21All over Longreach?

00:24 - 00:26Mon Furher

00:27 - 00:28I am afraid to say it

00:31 - 00:33You must do the course twice...

00:34 - 00:36Two swims, two rides, two runs

00:53 - 00:58Everyone go accept you, Cripps and Porto

01:13 - 01:15Now you tell me!!!

01:15 - 01:17For weeks and weeks you've all been talking double trouble.

01:18 - 01:23You keep banging on about double trouble.

01:25 - 01:28Do the "double trouble" Adolf

01:29 - 01:31Now you tell me. It's two bloody laps.

01:31 - 01:34How do I train for this?

01:34 - 01:37You know I hate the swim.

01:37 - 01:40And getting out the water is my favourite part.

01:40 - 01:42Mon Furher it's a unique Outback opportunity

01:42 - 01:46Opportunity? Brown water scares me.

01:46 - 01:48Mon Furher join a team.

01:48 - 01:52I do not do triathlons in a team.

01:53 - 01:54I compete alone

01:56 - 01:57If I wanted to be in a team I'd play soccer

01:57 - 02:00I'm a solo operator, I'm a triathlon Lone Ranger,

02:00 - 02:03And I chase, chase, chase on the bike.

02:04 - 02:08I hate the swim but I endure it.

02:08 - 02:13And now you clowns tell me I swim twice.

02:14 - 02:16Twice humiliated in one day.

02:17 - 02:21Twice I gurgle and gargle the Thomson River.

02:27 - 02:29Twice I have to play catch up.

02:30 - 02:34Twice I have to chase down high school swim champions.

02:34 - 02:36Black line lappers that love the swim.

02:41 - 02:42Double Trouble is not like Julia Creek.

02:43 - 02:47It's not like Hell of the West.

02:48 - 02:53It's two times the embarrassment.

02:54 - 02:56And you fools signed me up.

02:56 - 02:59"Do the Double Trouble Adolf"

03:00 - 03:02"You'll love it Adolf. See the Stockman's Hall of Fame"

03:04 - 03:07Your boyfriend can swim but can't ride can he?

03:14 - 03:16Well I've got news for you.

03:19 - 03:23You're all going to be doing it with me.

03:25 - 03:26No teams.

03:31 - 03:33No specialist swimmer.

03:40 - 03:46It's each one of you doing the lot

03:46 - 03:49The swim, the bike and the run.

03:53 - 03:56Twice.