| 00:00 - 00:03 | We start the swim leg here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the Thomson River. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We swim to a 250 metre buoy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Turn around and exit the water |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Right here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And then you ride and run right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All over Longreach? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mon Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I am afraid to say it |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You must do the course twice... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Two swims, two rides, two runs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone go accept you, Cripps and Porto |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Now you tell me!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | For weeks and weeks you've all been talking double trouble. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You keep banging on about double trouble. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do the "double trouble" Adolf |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now you tell me. It's two bloody laps. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How do I train for this? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You know I hate the swim. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And getting out the water is my favourite part. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mon Furher it's a unique Outback opportunity |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Opportunity? Brown water scares me. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mon Furher join a team. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I do not do triathlons in a team. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I compete alone |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If I wanted to be in a team I'd play soccer |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm a solo operator, I'm a triathlon Lone Ranger, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I chase, chase, chase on the bike. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hate the swim but I endure it. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now you clowns tell me I swim twice. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Twice humiliated in one day. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Twice I gurgle and gargle the Thomson River. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Twice I have to play catch up. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Twice I have to chase down high school swim champions. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Black line lappers that love the swim. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Double Trouble is not like Julia Creek. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's not like Hell of the West. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's two times the embarrassment. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And you fools signed me up. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Do the Double Trouble Adolf" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "You'll love it Adolf. See the Stockman's Hall of Fame" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Your boyfriend can swim but can't ride can he? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well I've got news for you. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You're all going to be doing it with me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No teams. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No specialist swimmer. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's each one of you doing the lot |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The swim, the bike and the run. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Twice. |
