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Hitler finds out Red Deer chip sealed Geatz Ave.
Hitler goes on a chip seal tirade and shows his knowledge on the subject!

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00:00 - 00:03We are nearing completion of the chip seal repair.
00:04 - 00:05We have successfully fixed...
00:05 - 00:07Geatz Ave south from Ross Street
00:08 - 00:12down to the Greyhound station.
00:12 - 00:15We will be repairing other streets downtown soon.
00:17 - 00:19Good. A fully chip sealed road...
00:19 - 00:21will be smooth for Red Deer drivers.
00:24 - 00:26Boss….
00:27 - 00:28The City...
00:31 - 00:33The City didn't have enough money for total repairs.
00:34 - 00:36Only the cracks are chip sealed.
00:53 - 00:58The following people will stay: planners, engineers, managers, admins.
01:13 - 01:15CHIP SEALED?!?!
01:15 - 01:17ONLY THE CRACKS ARE CHIP SEALED?!?!?!
01:18 - 01:23Whose idea was this? Everyone knows not to chip seal cracks!
01:25 - 01:28Jesus Christ!
01:29 - 01:31It's one of the most heavily used streets!
01:31 - 01:34Great! A rougher street surface.
01:34 - 01:37We already have craters in the ground...
01:37 - 01:40from the manhole covers. Big holes in the street!
01:40 - 01:42The streets required quick repair. Chip seal is cost effective.
01:42 - 01:46You never just fill cracks with chip seal!
01:46 - 01:48Chip seal has been done here before.
01:48 - 01:52CHIP SEAL ISN'T MEANT FOR CRACKS!
01:53 - 01:54ONLY A FULL OVERLAY!
01:56 - 01:57Filling the cracks only makes...
01:57 - 02:00for a rough surface.
02:00 - 02:03It's a cheap repair that doesn't last.
02:04 - 02:08The Province tried it on 2A...
02:08 - 02:13and the snow plows ripped it right off.
02:14 - 02:16The sparks, they were a flyin'.
02:17 - 02:21God only knows how many blades they went through.
02:27 - 02:29Lacombe County had it right...
02:30 - 02:34a full overlay on Lakeside Sargent Road.
02:34 - 02:36Smooth as a fresh jar of Skippy.
02:41 - 02:42Fuck it.
02:43 - 02:47All those loose chips flying up and cracking windshields!
02:48 - 02:53The shocks and struts business should go up.
02:54 - 02:56This is almost as bad as the paving job on 19 street.
02:56 - 02:5955th street is an ongoing saga.
03:00 - 03:02Now we got god knows what going on on 67th street.
03:04 - 03:07It's ok. You're lifted F350 coal roller can take on anything.
03:14 - 03:16At least there's a bypass around the new roundabout.
03:19 - 03:23Couldn't imagine having to deal with that too.
03:25 - 03:26Fuck.
03:31 - 03:33What about the ring road?
03:40 - 03:46The economy is in the shitter, I know.
03:46 - 03:49The NDP aren't going to help us out here.
03:53 - 03:56I better buy a lift kit.