| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, I'm afraid I have some rather distressing news |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In essence 1 ITB is falling apart |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And unfortunately AFC Harrogate, shown here, is excelling |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We look shit - and from what I can tell, it is your Platoon Commanders fault |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They haven't been putting ANY Butts Registers onto the SharePoint now for about 6 months |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get me any random Platoon Commander |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will put him on a 3 Month Bender for this |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't have any proof |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Platoon Sergeants have been keeping it up to date |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't yet done ASLS, get out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They mince around this camp like they fucking own it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Turning it into some sort of Crufts slash Beijing holiday camp |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Dogs & Bikes FUCKING everywhere. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked - 3 Month benders - all of them! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We don't need proof - it's simply the Balance of Probability |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Shit rolls downhill, and they're at the Bottom. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The Corporals are less accountable than these Renegades! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the Corporals have been Group Punishing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Exactly - the Platoon Commanders should be there 24/7 to stop this |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the Platoon Commanders need a social life |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Erroneous - on all counts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They do it on purpose |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Planning from that fucking Scruffs Bar |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, how can we next fuck up the CO's career!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will do NOTHING!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need strong Platoon Sergeants to grip them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddamn leader! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No - better still - Fire them all! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're useless to me anyway |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They can't even follow simple direction |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's like them do it on purpose |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this taking the easy option |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Stag positions next to a road |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work in reality...... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're impressing |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a joke! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | But the Platoon Commanders are given Shitty Harbours! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want a Platoon Commander here now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Get me that joker, what's his name? Fitzpatrick |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will win |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing will change anyway |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Working weekends for all training teams with immediate effect |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will monitor this Butts Register fiasco |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
