00:00 - 00:03The Gestapo officer recruits field trip is almost finalised
00:04 - 00:05Entertainment has been laid on at every stop on the way
00:05 - 00:07North, South, East and West Berlin will be visited
00:08 - 00:12This is a fine advert for recruitment to the Third Reich
00:12 - 00:15It will engender absolute loyalty amongst our officers.
00:17 - 00:19So why is the outing in doubt ?
00:19 - 00:21There is nothing that can stand in our way.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28The call
00:31 - 00:33We got the call this morning
00:34 - 00:36Ofsted will be here first thing in the morning.
00:53 - 00:58All those not teaching here at the last inspection, please leave the room..
01:13 - 01:15As if I didn't have enough problems on my plate.
01:15 - 01:17I will now be unable to sleep tonight.
01:18 - 01:23Up for a pee every 20 minutes and my irritable bowel totally out of control
01:25 - 01:28Once again subjected to a totally inconsistent inspection by...
01:29 - 01:31..a bunch of failed teachers
01:31 - 01:34Look how many teachers are deserting me through lack of morale, a total waste of talent...
01:34 - 01:37...looking for the ease of a good or outstanding school,
01:37 - 01:40whilst we struggle on ...demoralised and nowhere to go.
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, we too could become Ofsted inspectors...
01:42 - 01:46You may, with your incoherent and inconsistent judgement
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, I moved up from inadequate to satisfactory
01:48 - 01:52Satisfactory my arse, they moved the goalposts again
01:53 - 01:54Its a lottery
01:56 - 01:57They may as well just flip a coin
01:57 - 02:00They have set teacher against teacher, school against school
02:00 - 02:03whatever happened to satisfactory ?
02:04 - 02:08We always managed that, but it became R I.
02:08 - 02:13Tits and teeth on display from the ladies always swayed that bald headed tool of an inspector.
02:14 - 02:16And for what ? because now we all are expected to embrace Academy status.
02:17 - 02:21Is it any wonder there are so many qualified teachers no longer teaching.
02:27 - 02:29Who but a lunatic would take on an outstanding school?
02:30 - 02:34There is only one direction of travel from that point
02:34 - 02:36....and don't kid yourself, it is near impossible
02:41 - 02:42A 'new kid on the block' inspector
02:43 - 02:47Eager to make a name for himself before he realises.....and it will be too late.....
02:48 - 02:53we joined this profession to prepare our future citizens, to inspire and educate
02:54 - 02:56Our most valuable resources ...
02:56 - 02:59But what do successive Governments want.....Data, data,data....
03:00 - 03:02more data than even a superhuman inspector could examine in a year...let alone a three day inspection..
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, your to clever to have to become an Ofsted inspector
03:14 - 03:16And all because the politicians want to claim they are better at education.
03:19 - 03:23I'm finished....I have given this profession my best years
03:25 - 03:26Its time to retire to my bunker with Eva
03:31 - 03:33It should have just been Good or Not Good
03:40 - 03:46I wanted to buy a summer retreat,......I have no chance of a mortgage with all this uncertainty....
03:46 - 03:49We would have been Good, I had dreams and ambition...