I'll have to drink piss
317 views • 7/13/2015
Peronni not available in Wales
| 00:01 - 00:03 | Ray, all the travel arrangements have been booked. We're invading them from a number of angles. |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | The main group are taking Cardiff by surprise from Birmingham via Bristol - they wont see it coming! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We'll be there in plenty of time for the kick off |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | Some last minute arrivals are coming directly from the airport on the Saturday afternoon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll have the tickets |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll grab a few refreshing Peroni's before the game |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ray, Wales... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They don't stock Peroni on draft |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They only import bottles |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and they won't sell beer they can't put in plastic glasses during the World Cup |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay...Declan, Brian and Donagh. The rest leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's ridiculous! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not on draft! Its ridiculous! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The taffy's don't have a feckin clue |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Peroni is just a refreshing beverage |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | Its hardly a beer at all |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll be forced to sup some other piss |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fosters or Bavaria or worse still some Welsh Bitter muck |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | It's an insult to my palate |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ah Ray, they do have some imported beers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cornish scrumpy and Yorkshire bitter are not imports |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ray you can still get Carlsberg and Vitamin H |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | For teenagers on a canal path |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My palates more mature |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I like the crispness of a Peroni |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and the light hoppy aftertaste |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and it doesn't wreck me stomach with some crap anti freeze |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is it too much to enjoy a beer on a weekend away? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or do I have to go back to the feckin Buckfast hangovers of my teens? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Me head pounding and stomach wrenching till lunch time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I got the tickets, you lads sort out the gargle! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't care how you do it but you make sure Peroni is there for me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've been looking forward to cool Peroni's is the stands at the Millenium and it will happen! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's your jobs to make it happen! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Not on draft! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How could they only import bottles? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And why do they insist on giving us plastic glasses? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My own six year old can handle a real glass! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I mean it's fair enough for the Argentinians |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They can't handle their grog |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | That's since Conteponi left Leinster |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But we Paddies are better built |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm actually thinking of pulling out of this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why would I travel without basic supplies? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I loved those Peroni's at your wedding Donagh |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I even had a pint with your Dad at 11am the next day and we chatted about how it really is the perfect refreshing drink |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even he agreed, though he scuttled off after one |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll be forced to drink piss, shite! |
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