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I'll have to drink piss
Peronni not available in Wales

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00:01 - 00:03Ray, all the travel arrangements have been booked. We're invading them from a number of angles.
00:03 - 00:07The main group are taking Cardiff by surprise from Birmingham via Bristol - they wont see it coming!
00:08 - 00:12We'll be there in plenty of time for the kick off
00:12 - 00:17Some last minute arrivals are coming directly from the airport on the Saturday afternoon
00:17 - 00:19I'll have the tickets
00:19 - 00:21We'll grab a few refreshing Peroni's before the game
00:24 - 00:26Ray, Wales...
00:27 - 00:28They don't stock Peroni on draft
00:31 - 00:33They only import bottles
00:34 - 00:36and they won't sell beer they can't put in plastic glasses during the World Cup
00:53 - 00:58The following stay...Declan, Brian and Donagh. The rest leave
01:13 - 01:15That's ridiculous!
01:15 - 01:17Not on draft! Its ridiculous!
01:18 - 01:23The taffy's don't have a feckin clue
01:25 - 01:28Peroni is just a refreshing beverage
01:30 - 01:31Its hardly a beer at all
01:31 - 01:34I'll be forced to sup some other piss
01:34 - 01:37Fosters or Bavaria or worse still some Welsh Bitter muck
01:38 - 01:39It's an insult to my palate
01:40 - 01:42Ah Ray, they do have some imported beers
01:42 - 01:46Cornish scrumpy and Yorkshire bitter are not imports
01:46 - 01:48Ray you can still get Carlsberg and Vitamin H
01:48 - 01:52For teenagers on a canal path
01:53 - 01:54My palates more mature
01:56 - 01:57I like the crispness of a Peroni
01:57 - 02:00and the light hoppy aftertaste
02:00 - 02:03and it doesn't wreck me stomach with some crap anti freeze
02:04 - 02:08Is it too much to enjoy a beer on a weekend away?
02:08 - 02:13Or do I have to go back to the feckin Buckfast hangovers of my teens?
02:14 - 02:16Me head pounding and stomach wrenching till lunch time
02:17 - 02:21I got the tickets, you lads sort out the gargle!
02:27 - 02:29I don't care how you do it but you make sure Peroni is there for me
02:30 - 02:34I've been looking forward to cool Peroni's is the stands at the Millenium and it will happen!
02:34 - 02:36It's your jobs to make it happen!
02:41 - 02:42Not on draft!
02:43 - 02:47How could they only import bottles?
02:48 - 02:53And why do they insist on giving us plastic glasses?
02:54 - 02:56My own six year old can handle a real glass!
02:56 - 02:59I mean it's fair enough for the Argentinians
03:00 - 03:02They can't handle their grog
03:04 - 03:07That's since Conteponi left Leinster
03:14 - 03:16But we Paddies are better built
03:19 - 03:23I'm actually thinking of pulling out of this
03:25 - 03:26Why would I travel without basic supplies?
03:31 - 03:33I loved those Peroni's at your wedding Donagh
03:40 - 03:46I even had a pint with your Dad at 11am the next day and we chatted about how it really is the perfect refreshing drink
03:46 - 03:49Even he agreed, though he scuttled off after one
03:53 - 03:56I'll be forced to drink piss, shite!