00:00 - 00:03We are totally surrounded and in need of reinforcements
00:04 - 00:05The men are running out of ammunition and are exhausted
00:05 - 00:07There is only one small area to escape from right here
00:06 - 00:11We will make a break for it at dark
00:08 - 00:12The men are surrendering in droves
00:12 - 00:15We need 3 more Panza divisions immediately
00:17 - 00:19okay send 5 divisions
00:19 - 00:21Who are these men that are holding up my Army anyway?
00:24 - 00:26mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28It is Dirk Steel...
00:31 - 00:33And he has Colin with him
00:34 - 00:36They are speshul forces by the way
00:53 - 00:58All those that have smashed in his mums back doors, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15You were supposed to be Guarding his back garden
01:15 - 01:17How did he get passed the RAF Regimentals?
01:18 - 01:23And Colin that stupid dog, you were supposed to keep him drunk!
01:25 - 01:28We cannot win with Dirk Steel running rampant
01:29 - 01:31They will smash all our back doors in
01:31 - 01:34i'm not having Dirk up my back passage again
01:34 - 01:37And colins breath smells like a brewery
01:37 - 01:40i gave you one thing to do
01:40 - 01:42but they are speshul forces
01:42 - 01:46Don't you think i don't know that!
01:46 - 01:48He has a salt course in his mums garden
01:48 - 01:52I know, it's fucking mental
01:53 - 01:54it's harder than the 5 miles of death
01:56 - 01:57no one but Dirk and Colin can pass it
01:57 - 02:00And now they are both loose in Germany
02:00 - 02:03How are we supposed to win the war now?
02:04 - 02:08They both drove us out of the Sahara rain forests
02:08 - 02:13Then the jungles of the Falklands and also off Mount Kill a mandingo
02:14 - 02:16Holy Fucking shit tell me it's not true
02:17 - 02:21How did that stupid dog map read his way to Berlin anyway
02:27 - 02:29Fuckin Speshul forces at my doorstep
02:30 - 02:34They are unstoppable cos they are speshul forces
02:34 - 02:36All our cake is in danger now
02:41 - 02:42This cannot be happening
02:43 - 02:47He's probably wearing his dads wellies as well
02:48 - 02:53That fat cake eating walt and his alcoholic dog are winning the war
02:54 - 02:56Keep them in the Tortured Rabbit pub
02:56 - 02:59That's all you had to do
03:00 - 03:02cake and beer is all it would have taken
03:04 - 03:07Dirk's in speshul forces in case you did not know
03:14 - 03:16I wanted to be in speshul forces
03:19 - 03:23But I lost a welly on top of Penny Farthing
03:25 - 03:26RTU'd
03:31 - 03:33back to the RAF Regimentals
03:40 - 03:46The Beatniks and Parrots were both laughing at me
03:46 - 03:49Stand toe to toe with us they joked
03:53 - 03:56Damn you Dirk Steel and Colin