| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are totally surrounded and in need of reinforcements |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The men are running out of ammunition and are exhausted |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is only one small area to escape from right here |
| 00:06 - 00:11 | We will make a break for it at dark |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The men are surrendering in droves |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need 3 more Panza divisions immediately |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | okay send 5 divisions |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who are these men that are holding up my Army anyway? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is Dirk Steel... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And he has Colin with him |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are speshul forces by the way |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that have smashed in his mums back doors, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You were supposed to be Guarding his back garden |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did he get passed the RAF Regimentals? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And Colin that stupid dog, you were supposed to keep him drunk! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We cannot win with Dirk Steel running rampant |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They will smash all our back doors in |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | i'm not having Dirk up my back passage again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And colins breath smells like a brewery |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | i gave you one thing to do |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but they are speshul forces |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't you think i don't know that! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He has a salt course in his mums garden |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know, it's fucking mental |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | it's harder than the 5 miles of death |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | no one but Dirk and Colin can pass it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now they are both loose in Germany |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How are we supposed to win the war now? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They both drove us out of the Sahara rain forests |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then the jungles of the Falklands and also off Mount Kill a mandingo |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Holy Fucking shit tell me it's not true |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How did that stupid dog map read his way to Berlin anyway |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuckin Speshul forces at my doorstep |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They are unstoppable cos they are speshul forces |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All our cake is in danger now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This cannot be happening |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He's probably wearing his dads wellies as well |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That fat cake eating walt and his alcoholic dog are winning the war |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Keep them in the Tortured Rabbit pub |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That's all you had to do |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | cake and beer is all it would have taken |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dirk's in speshul forces in case you did not know |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wanted to be in speshul forces |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But I lost a welly on top of Penny Farthing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | RTU'd |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | back to the RAF Regimentals |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Beatniks and Parrots were both laughing at me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Stand toe to toe with us they joked |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn you Dirk Steel and Colin |
