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Hitler Finds Out He Can't Go To Narnia
Narnia is a very special place for Hitler, but now he can't go. cir iciriciriciicccri rip in pepperoni hitler 1969-1969.5

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00:00 - 00:03In order to get to Narnia, we have to get a way of transport.
00:03 - 00:05To get there we have to travel approximately 2742 miles.
00:05 - 00:08A large bouncy castle is placed here.
00:08 - 00:12And Prince Caspian resides right here.
00:12 - 00:15But we can't get to Narnia if we don't have transportation.
00:17 - 00:19Just tell Fegelein to buy a wardrobe off Craigslist,
00:19 - 00:21and we can get there in no time.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28We can't.
00:31 - 00:33In your platypus-edition piggy bank,
00:34 - 00:36We only have a few cash money left.
00:53 - 00:58Please, everyone leave except for my treasurers.
01:13 - 01:15YOU FUCKING RETARDS!
01:15 - 01:17WE COULDN'T AFFORD A FUCKING WARDROBE FROM CRAIGSLIST?!
01:18 - 01:23A SEXY WARDROBE! A damn wardrobe!
01:25 - 01:28THIS IS WHY MY MY LITTLE PONY VACATION WAS DELAYED!
01:29 - 01:31AND ALSO WHY I COULDN'T BUY THE LATEST EDITION RARITY!
01:31 - 01:34RETARDS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE EXECUTED!
01:34 - 01:37WE ALSO HAD NO INTERNET YESTERDAY!
01:37 - 01:40I NEARLY DIED WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, it was only for an hour.
01:42 - 01:46AN HOUR COULD'VE BEEN SPENT WATCHING NETFLIX!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, the Netflix was only a one month plan.
01:48 - 01:52I could've been watching Phineas and Ferb!
01:53 - 01:54Where's Perry!?
01:56 - 01:57As a child, I always dreamt of going to Narnia..
01:57 - 02:00And this was my only chance to go see it..
02:00 - 02:03And now it's all ruined!
02:04 - 02:08I always wanted to meet the Lion!
02:08 - 02:13Or even if I was desperate, the White Witch's midget!
02:14 - 02:16Damn I hated him!
02:17 - 02:21He was always a douchebag to Edmund!
02:27 - 02:29He even ate that Turkish Delight.
02:30 - 02:34I wanted Peter's unicorn.
02:34 - 02:36A fucking unicorn.
02:41 - 02:42Fucking hell..
02:43 - 02:47MOTHERFUCKING FUCK FUCKING FUCKTARDIAN FUCK FUCK
02:48 - 02:53We could've even tried to invade Narnia and steal a centaur.
02:54 - 02:56Hans gimme a coffee...
02:56 - 02:59Narnia could've been ours!
03:00 - 03:02I loved Narnia as a child Hitler!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Edith, we can go to Candyland.
03:14 - 03:16I want to die.
03:19 - 03:23Everything is lost now.
03:25 - 03:26Shit.
03:31 - 03:33Narnia...
03:40 - 03:46Let's just let Stalin go and conquer us now.
03:46 - 03:49I also wanted to go to Narnia to escape the Soviets.
03:53 - 03:56I'm crying.