| 00:00 - 00:03 | In order to get to Narnia, we have to get a way of transport. |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | To get there we have to travel approximately 2742 miles. |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | A large bouncy castle is placed here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And Prince Caspian resides right here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we can't get to Narnia if we don't have transportation. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just tell Fegelein to buy a wardrobe off Craigslist, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and we can get there in no time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We can't. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | In your platypus-edition piggy bank, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We only have a few cash money left. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please, everyone leave except for my treasurers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU FUCKING RETARDS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE COULDN'T AFFORD A FUCKING WARDROBE FROM CRAIGSLIST?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A SEXY WARDROBE! A damn wardrobe! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THIS IS WHY MY MY LITTLE PONY VACATION WAS DELAYED! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND ALSO WHY I COULDN'T BUY THE LATEST EDITION RARITY! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | RETARDS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE EXECUTED! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WE ALSO HAD NO INTERNET YESTERDAY! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I NEARLY DIED WHEN I HEARD THE NEWS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, it was only for an hour. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AN HOUR COULD'VE BEEN SPENT WATCHING NETFLIX! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the Netflix was only a one month plan. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I could've been watching Phineas and Ferb! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Where's Perry!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | As a child, I always dreamt of going to Narnia.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And this was my only chance to go see it.. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now it's all ruined! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I always wanted to meet the Lion! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or even if I was desperate, the White Witch's midget! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Damn I hated him! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He was always a douchebag to Edmund! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He even ate that Turkish Delight. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted Peter's unicorn. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A fucking unicorn. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking hell.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MOTHERFUCKING FUCK FUCKING FUCKTARDIAN FUCK FUCK |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We could've even tried to invade Narnia and steal a centaur. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hans gimme a coffee... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Narnia could've been ours! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I loved Narnia as a child Hitler! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Edith, we can go to Candyland. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want to die. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everything is lost now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shit. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Narnia... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let's just let Stalin go and conquer us now. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I also wanted to go to Narnia to escape the Soviets. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm crying. |
