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Hitler finds out IBUYWARGAMES is releasing AoS
No more island of Blood

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00:00 - 00:03We are here today to discuss a worrying development from Games Workshop..
00:04 - 00:05News first leaked from the GW store in Berlin
00:05 - 00:07merely a stones throw from this bunker
00:08 - 00:12It has been reported that WFB is no more and that Age Of Sigmar is to be released..
00:12 - 00:15The release will take place this weekend and spies report activity already in Woking,England
00:17 - 00:19Ahh, yes, I have seen the adverts already,
00:19 - 00:21the symbol has a warhammer on a shield with lighting..
00:24 - 00:26Umm..Boss..
00:27 - 00:28S T E I N E R....
00:31 - 00:33I played a demo game at IBUYWARGAMES last week...
00:34 - 00:36The game now has no points values and round bases....
00:53 - 00:58The following players, you will stay here...<names them>, rest, Fuck off..
01:13 - 01:15You tell me there are no points value,..
01:15 - 01:17Again, NO POINT VALUES!!!
01:18 - 01:23How on earth can I now make an army list from for my Skaven horde...
01:25 - 01:28WTF, round bases????
01:29 - 01:31You know the effort I put into this army..
01:31 - 01:34Graham in the SS will rip the piss out of me now
01:34 - 01:37You know how much I cannot stand that deuce bag of a general..
01:37 - 01:40and now, he will just laugh in my face
01:40 - 01:42Boss, the starter set has Chaos in it..
01:42 - 01:46More chaos, again, Graham will be fucking overjoyed..
01:46 - 01:48Boss, you could collect the Stormcast Eternals instead..
01:48 - 01:52I play Skaven in fantasy, NOT Space Marines you prick..
01:53 - 01:54S K A V E N
01:56 - 01:57Do you not remember...
01:57 - 02:00I bought the Island Of Blood Box in good faith
02:00 - 02:03From that Ian guy at IBUYWARGAMES...
02:04 - 02:08"Play Skaven" he said...."make a fantasy army"
02:08 - 02:13They are on square bases not round ones and I have a points value..
02:14 - 02:16I spent many nights on my 3000pt listing...
02:17 - 02:21so what happens, they change it and WFB 8th is no more..
02:27 - 02:29My army book is now obselete..
02:30 - 02:34I put my life and soul into that Skaven list..
02:34 - 02:36I won everything there was to win..
02:41 - 02:42Now what...
02:43 - 02:47I will be a laughing stock by the Allies who chose to play WH40K instead..
02:48 - 02:53They already have round bases, they already play skirmish games...
02:54 - 02:56I want answers, we must take action..
02:56 - 02:59I want this Ian at IBUYWARGAMES head on a plate..
03:00 - 03:02I want to play ISLAND OF BLOOD..
03:04 - 03:07Its okay, they have issued free warscrolls...
03:14 - 03:16What is this Age Of Sigmar crap..
03:19 - 03:23with no points value, no game size restrictions..
03:25 - 03:26I need to play...
03:31 - 03:33I need to play today
03:40 - 03:46You get me a game copy and you get me one now
03:46 - 03:49I dont want any bullshit excuses
03:53 - 03:56I love my Skaven army...