| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are here today to discuss a worrying development from Games Workshop.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | News first leaked from the GW store in Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | merely a stones throw from this bunker |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It has been reported that WFB is no more and that Age Of Sigmar is to be released.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The release will take place this weekend and spies report activity already in Woking,England |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ahh, yes, I have seen the adverts already, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the symbol has a warhammer on a shield with lighting.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm..Boss.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | S T E I N E R.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I played a demo game at IBUYWARGAMES last week... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The game now has no points values and round bases.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following players, you will stay here...<names them>, rest, Fuck off.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You tell me there are no points value,.. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Again, NO POINT VALUES!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How on earth can I now make an army list from for my Skaven horde... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WTF, round bases???? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You know the effort I put into this army.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Graham in the SS will rip the piss out of me now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You know how much I cannot stand that deuce bag of a general.. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and now, he will just laugh in my face |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, the starter set has Chaos in it.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | More chaos, again, Graham will be fucking overjoyed.. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, you could collect the Stormcast Eternals instead.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I play Skaven in fantasy, NOT Space Marines you prick.. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | S K A V E N |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you not remember... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I bought the Island Of Blood Box in good faith |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | From that Ian guy at IBUYWARGAMES... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Play Skaven" he said...."make a fantasy army" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They are on square bases not round ones and I have a points value.. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I spent many nights on my 3000pt listing... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | so what happens, they change it and WFB 8th is no more.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My army book is now obselete.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I put my life and soul into that Skaven list.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I won everything there was to win.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now what... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will be a laughing stock by the Allies who chose to play WH40K instead.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They already have round bases, they already play skirmish games... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I want answers, we must take action.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want this Ian at IBUYWARGAMES head on a plate.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want to play ISLAND OF BLOOD.. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, they have issued free warscrolls... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What is this Age Of Sigmar crap.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | with no points value, no game size restrictions.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I need to play... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need to play today |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You get me a game copy and you get me one now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I dont want any bullshit excuses |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I love my Skaven army... |
