00:00 - 00:03Our plan for the season are simple

00:04 - 00:05We're a big club that will win the league.

00:05 - 00:07In no time Newcastle will become the most important city in the league

00:08 - 00:12Whereas small teams like Palace will go down.

00:12 - 00:15I can't see this small team staying up

00:17 - 00:19No ambitions, just noisy fans, nothing else

00:19 - 00:21Who can they sign? Some mediocre Championship players?

00:24 - 00:26Dear Geordie...

00:27 - 00:28I have some bad news

00:31 - 00:33Palace have signed Yohan Cabaye

00:34 - 00:36Alan Pardew convinced him to leave PSG for them

00:53 - 00:58This can't be true!

01:13 - 01:15They are a small team

01:15 - 01:17They don't have the potential to sign big names

01:18 - 01:23I don't believe this is possible.

01:25 - 01:28Now these South Londoners not only will stay up

01:29 - 01:31They will do better then us.

01:31 - 01:34How can we do well when even Palace signs big names

01:34 - 01:37Who have signed?

01:37 - 01:40Not a single player! Why aren't we getting anyone?

01:40 - 01:42My Geordie, there are plans to get new players

01:42 - 01:46Ashley, you say that every year! Yet even small Palace gets players

01:46 - 01:48Geordie, I'm honest, we're working on some deals

01:48 - 01:52Every year you say that to us, and yet you keep selling our stars.

01:53 - 01:54Lies, lies, lies. No new players, just taking the mick of us, fans.

01:56 - 01:57How much longer are we to believe we are a strong team?

01:57 - 02:00Even Palace signs superstars.

02:00 - 02:03And all you can do is sack Gutierrez and Ryan Taylor on the phone.

02:04 - 02:08Can't you see we are fed up of you running the club?

02:08 - 02:13Last year we barely stayed up. This year we might go down.

02:14 - 02:16You have to start spending money, get transfer targets in.

02:17 - 02:21I don't care that your Sports Direct employees get paid pennies. I want you to stop saving money on getting new players

02:27 - 02:29We can't carry on like this.

02:30 - 02:34We thought Pardew was a shite manager.

02:34 - 02:36But now? Europa League awaits him.

02:41 - 02:42We're not a big team.

02:43 - 02:47Not any more. We're not getting in any players.

02:48 - 02:53I'm fed up. This nightmare has to end.

02:54 - 02:56How can we do well when even smaller clubs sign new players.

02:56 - 02:59Yet Mike signs no one, and gets rid of our stars.

03:00 - 03:02We'll lose again to Sunderland.

03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, Sunderland is even worse than us.

03:14 - 03:16So we have to accept that we are going down.

03:19 - 03:23Brighton, Brentford, Huddersfield...

03:25 - 03:26This will be the level we play at.

03:31 - 03:33We have to accept we are a Championship team.

03:40 - 03:46We're going down. There's no chance we're staying up if even Pardew can sign superstars, and we get no one.

03:46 - 03:49And with that wally with the brolley what else can we expect.

03:53 - 03:56Let's just resign from the league before we embarass ourselves even more.