| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our plan for the season are simple |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're a big club that will win the league. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In no time Newcastle will become the most important city in the league |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Whereas small teams like Palace will go down. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I can't see this small team staying up |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No ambitions, just noisy fans, nothing else |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who can they sign? Some mediocre Championship players? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dear Geordie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I have some bad news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Palace have signed Yohan Cabaye |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Alan Pardew convinced him to leave PSG for them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This can't be true! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They are a small team |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They don't have the potential to sign big names |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I don't believe this is possible. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now these South Londoners not only will stay up |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They will do better then us. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can we do well when even Palace signs big names |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who have signed? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not a single player! Why aren't we getting anyone? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Geordie, there are plans to get new players |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ashley, you say that every year! Yet even small Palace gets players |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Geordie, I'm honest, we're working on some deals |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Every year you say that to us, and yet you keep selling our stars. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Lies, lies, lies. No new players, just taking the mick of us, fans. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How much longer are we to believe we are a strong team? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even Palace signs superstars. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And all you can do is sack Gutierrez and Ryan Taylor on the phone. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Can't you see we are fed up of you running the club? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Last year we barely stayed up. This year we might go down. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You have to start spending money, get transfer targets in. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't care that your Sports Direct employees get paid pennies. I want you to stop saving money on getting new players |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We can't carry on like this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We thought Pardew was a shite manager. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But now? Europa League awaits him. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We're not a big team. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not any more. We're not getting in any players. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm fed up. This nightmare has to end. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How can we do well when even smaller clubs sign new players. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Yet Mike signs no one, and gets rid of our stars. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'll lose again to Sunderland. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Sunderland is even worse than us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So we have to accept that we are going down. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Brighton, Brentford, Huddersfield... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This will be the level we play at. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We have to accept we are a Championship team. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We're going down. There's no chance we're staying up if even Pardew can sign superstars, and we get no one. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And with that wally with the brolley what else can we expect. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's just resign from the league before we embarass ourselves even more. |
