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Hitler Reacts to the new Yamaha Reface
And he's not pleased.

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00:00 - 00:03The new Yamaha Reface synths
00:04 - 00:05will be delivered very soon
00:05 - 00:07To this Guitar Center
00:08 - 00:12...and this one
00:12 - 00:15....with many being delivered here
00:17 - 00:19And it will be available in several configurations?
00:19 - 00:2161 and 76 key weighted options?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28The Reface.....
00:31 - 00:33The Reface will only be available with minikeys
00:34 - 00:36No full size key option will be available.
00:53 - 00:58All those whose keyboarding skills are equivalent to that of a quadruple amputee leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck is it with these minikeys??!
01:15 - 01:17Am I supposed to play the fucking keyboard with drinking straws?
01:18 - 01:23Or is it only intended for 7-year olds to play?
01:25 - 01:28You may sequence everything with Logic
01:29 - 01:31But some of us have ten working digits
01:31 - 01:34And keyboard skills slightly better than Gary Numan on quaaludes
01:34 - 01:37Or all you all Kesha fans here?
01:37 - 01:40Fucking one-finger soloists
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer not everyone has Royal Conservatory accreditation
01:42 - 01:46Are you going to play "Chopsticks" with it?
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer it has an excellent FM engine in it.
01:48 - 01:52Ooooh. Four operators.
01:53 - 01:54My DX9 had that many in 1984.
01:56 - 01:57Where is the FS1R quality FM
01:57 - 02:00with vocal formants
02:00 - 02:03but a better interface?
02:04 - 02:08It doesn't even have pitch and mod wheels.
02:08 - 02:13What do I do for modulation?
02:14 - 02:16Bash my forehead on the front panel?
02:17 - 02:21Poke it with the tip of my dick?
02:27 - 02:29And no polyphonic aftertouch. Of course.
02:30 - 02:34Years. Years I've been waiting for that.
02:34 - 02:36Just to get something close to what Ensoniq gear had in the '90s.
02:41 - 02:42I'd be better off
02:43 - 02:47with an FB-01 and a home keyboard
02:48 - 02:53I hear Casio makes nice stuff.
02:54 - 02:56Or maybe a Beat Thang taken and
02:56 - 02:59thrown down a flight of stairs.
03:00 - 03:02It would be more rewarding to play than this shit.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. I won't let him damage your Beat Thang.
03:14 - 03:16I guess I'd expect this from Roland.
03:19 - 03:23At least it doesn't have a D-Beam
03:25 - 03:26or look like it was designed by chimps with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
03:31 - 03:33I'll just go on eBay
03:40 - 03:46Get an old DX7iiFD
03:46 - 03:49Relive the glory years.
03:53 - 03:56At least this means I won't have to visit Guitar Center.