so the shareholders want to see more Fantasy sales
they tell us "go get these neckbeards buying plastic again"
we say "sure, let's rethink these prices"
Fantasy has better rules but 40k is much more affordable
they say "people clearly want marines and round bases"
one of them even said "nobody plays with points anymore"
just throw whatever you have on the table and mash it all into each other
It's not like wargaming is about army-building or anything
as long as it fits on your side of the table it all goes
it's about fun!
players asked about tournaments!
you should have seen those Facebook comments
I just couldn't care any more!
I'd told them to go figure it out
"let me know if you need any help"
"If you are concerned about rules then you're probably not going to enjoy it"
they told me
measuring from the model damages the paint
the shareholders really loved hearing that
it reminded them of finecast, people rebuying miscast miniatures
and our overpriced refurbishing tools
so we immediately released this new paint
extra shiny gold
3.50 quid for a pot, and you need two of them
and 17 quid for the can, why not!
go make the marines extra shiny boys!
and then to think...
we told them the End Times was just the beginning!
we sold them piles of hardcover books
then made everything obsolete again
and don't get me started on what we replaced them with
yes! and measuring each other's neckbeards!
imagine them in their basements sizing up their moustaches
with blue measuring sticks
that sure is going to appeal to a younger audience
...that's what the shareholders wanted right?...
I have no idea who's supposed to buy this
we put some interns on the warscrolls
didn't even tell Forgewold about it
they're as confused as everyone else
including the retailers
and then we wonder why kids prefer video games these days