Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar

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A life long Warhammer Fantasy player, Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar.


00:00 - 00:03and the Elves sunk their Island for some reason.
00:04 - 00:05The Empire and Brettonians are gone
00:05 - 00:07Orc & Goblins didn't do anything, same with the Dwarves
00:08 - 00:12The Skaven and Chaos destroyed everything and the Lizardmen blasted off into Space
00:12 - 00:15And as I actually understand it the Old world actually blew up, exploded...
00:17 - 00:19As long as the core rules are largely unchanged I don't care
00:19 - 00:21This'll just be 9th edition, nothing more
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28F-Fantasy is....
00:31 - 00:33Fantasy is dead, this is the Age of Sigmar
00:34 - 00:36It's basically a skirmish game
00:53 - 00:58People who only play Warhammer 40,000... get out... this doesn't concern you
01:13 - 01:15If I wanted to play a Skirmish game I'd fucking play Warmahordes
01:15 - 01:17This is fantasy, fucking fantasy! Why is it in Space!?
01:18 - 01:2340K! 40K is all they fucking care about, I'm sick of it!
01:25 - 01:28Round bases! Individual models! It's 40 fucking K
01:29 - 01:31Who are they trying to kid!?
01:31 - 01:34Majestic armies, infantry blocks marching together!
01:34 - 01:37A world seeped in twenty eight years of lore
01:37 - 01:40Replaced by ugly and poorly designed fucking Space Marines
01:40 - 01:42But Sir, the new models are interesting and unique
01:42 - 01:46They're fucking BLOOD ANGELS, they're not even trying to HIDE IT!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, people like Space Mari...
01:48 - 01:52Not in sword and sorcery fantasy battles you fucking idiot
01:53 - 01:54This is a slap in the face!
01:56 - 01:57Fantasy wasn't for everyone
01:57 - 02:00I understand that, but given a chance
02:00 - 02:03it was a rich and rewarding experience!
02:04 - 02:08Some armies were just utterly ignored, alienating veteran players for years!
02:08 - 02:13Bretonnians havent seen an update in rules or models in what seems like a decade
02:14 - 02:16and what's this about no fucking points values?
02:17 - 02:21Is basic arithmetic beyond the comprehension of the 40K drones they want to play this abomination?
02:27 - 02:29They've murdered the game I love.
02:30 - 02:34Warhammer Fantasy Battle is in my heart
02:34 - 02:36This new... Skirmish game is abhorrent
02:41 - 02:42I'm open to ideas, I'm not ignorant...
02:43 - 02:47But abolishing an entire game system, replacing it with a shadow of itself?
02:48 - 02:53Why not just create a new goddamn game type, like Necromunda or Mordheim?
02:54 - 02:56Instead they imitate the competition
02:56 - 02:59Well maybe I still play Fantasy because I don't like the fucking competition
03:00 - 03:02You can bet I won't be allowed to play in a Hobby Center anymore
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, we'll just play in our FLGS not GW
03:14 - 03:16I just finished a unit of 80 Sword masters...
03:19 - 03:2310,000 points of Elves, I never planned to field them all at once, it was just for fun
03:25 - 03:26It'll be eBay then
03:31 - 03:33for them and my other armies
03:40 - 03:46Those titanic battles, those abilities, spells, magic items, weapons, armour
03:46 - 03:49You think it can be recreated with four pages of basic rules?
03:53 - 03:56I think not...