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FUNDING CIRCLE FORUM, MY PART IN IT'S DOWNFALL
The last days in the Funding Circle bunker awaiting the death of free speech

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00:00 - 00:03All they do is complain.
00:04 - 00:05They think it's their money
00:05 - 00:07We have overdue loans here & here.
00:08 - 00:12They are beginning to notice
00:12 - 00:15that their money isn't repaid.
00:17 - 00:19But we're a superbrand
00:19 - 00:21What harm can a forum do?
00:24 - 00:26It's worse than you think
00:27 - 00:28they, they.......
00:31 - 00:33they are laughing at us.
00:34 - 00:36they keep doing it, and asking technical questions
00:53 - 00:58Everybody out, except Becky, Jack and the salsa instructor
01:13 - 01:15I told you this would happen
01:15 - 01:17I said we should have dealt with it sooner
01:18 - 01:23when that traitor hor started undermining us in public
01:25 - 01:28I gave you everything you asked for,
01:29 - 01:31you wanted a ping pong table, you got one
01:31 - 01:34you wanted salsa classes, you got them
01:34 - 01:37I even let you go to the pub early on Fridays
01:37 - 01:40and you can't even fix a small problem
01:40 - 01:42But they want their money back
01:42 - 01:46They'll get their money when I say so.
01:46 - 01:48But, they say we are spineless
01:48 - 01:52Do they not know we are the biggest P2P lender ?
01:53 - 01:54Shut them up
01:56 - 01:57They think they are so clever, typing in CAPITALS
01:57 - 02:00Making cheap jokes about FC
02:00 - 02:03Telling us how to do our job
02:04 - 02:08Is it our fault people forget to pay?
02:08 - 02:13It's hard work building houses....
02:14 - 02:16...our borrowers don't have time to pay.
02:17 - 02:21and why should they, they are busy people.
02:27 - 02:29Those snivelling forum moaners don't know a thing.
02:30 - 02:34We can't waste time collecting money
02:34 - 02:36we have a website to rebuild
02:41 - 02:42I want all loan parts in random order
02:43 - 02:47I want another 502 bad gateway and I want it now.
02:48 - 02:53and I want a new logo in a different shade of purple
02:54 - 02:56Those IT people think they are so clever with their post-it notes
02:56 - 02:59and their fairy lights round their monitors. But they don't do what I say.
03:00 - 03:02Fix it now or I will close the putting green
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Anna, they can't take the massage table.
03:14 - 03:16It's no good, we have to make a futile gesture
03:19 - 03:23Something has to go, even if it makes us look foolish....
03:25 - 03:26...a pointless, petty sacrifice.
03:31 - 03:33Ditch the forum
03:40 - 03:46I want them all gone. That smart arse Adrian, Derek...
03:46 - 03:49..and especially that village idiot and his cardigan talk.
03:53 - 03:56Close the forum down at all costs.