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Dan Love Reacts to ChocoTacoGate
Dan's not happy about the attention regarding his luxury compound at Burning Man

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00:00 - 00:03The request for our new BLM compound has been submitted.
00:04 - 00:05Your air conditioned luxury trailer is here,
00:05 - 00:07next to the ceramic flush toilets.
00:08 - 00:12The laundry is located past the VIP rooms,
00:12 - 00:15and another luxury bathroom and a shower trailer are near that.
00:17 - 00:19The layout seems good
00:19 - 00:21Let me know when BMORG signs the contract
00:24 - 00:26Dan Love
00:27 - 00:28Burning Man....
00:31 - 00:33...They are refusing to sign the contract.
00:34 - 00:36They say it's too extravagant.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave except Ruhs. Seidlitz. Ramos. Sandberg. VIPs.
01:13 - 01:15The fucking BMORG!
01:15 - 01:17Who the fuck do the think they are?
01:18 - 01:23Their city wouldn't exist without us!
01:25 - 01:28We slave every year
01:29 - 01:31In their fucking dust rave
01:31 - 01:34Busting people for peeing on the playa
01:34 - 01:37I invited my boss to see the great job I'm doing
01:37 - 01:40And I'm not going to make him shit in a Porta Potty
01:40 - 01:42The porta potties are cleaned daily and really aren't that bad
01:42 - 01:46It's still a porta potty! It doesn't even flush!
01:46 - 01:48Dan Love, you don't have to look at the poo
01:48 - 01:52Fine, you lost your flush toilet and running water privileges
01:53 - 01:54Enjoy the smell!
01:56 - 01:57Have you ever tried to use one of the porta potties
01:57 - 02:00next to the big sound camps at night?
02:00 - 02:03You have to piss into the side of a mountain of crap!
02:04 - 02:08I want my own bathroom, shower, and air conditioning!
02:08 - 02:13And then after a relaxing twenty minute shit with a newspaper
02:14 - 02:16I want to eat a goddamned Choco Taco
02:17 - 02:21It's my right as Special Agent Dan Love, tell BMORG to quit stalling!
02:27 - 02:29Is it really too much to ask
02:30 - 02:34They're already paying us $4 million
02:34 - 02:36Why is another $1 million such a big deal?
02:41 - 02:42My salad bar....
02:43 - 02:47We might only get 4 kinds of lettuce instead of 8!
02:48 - 02:53I was looking forward to short ribs and pork tenderloin
02:54 - 02:56You can't use a porta potty after eating a cheese plate
02:56 - 02:59You have to take a shower after every shit!
03:00 - 03:02If I eat water and granola bars I'll fucking bloat!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, I'll save the last Choco Taco for you
03:14 - 03:16I thought they'd do anything for a permit
03:19 - 03:23I was going to impress them with luxury
03:25 - 03:26In the desert
03:31 - 03:33Without a single dime of my own money
03:40 - 03:46Issue a press release immediately, tell the press
03:46 - 03:49We asked for only the same facilities
03:53 - 03:56As soldiers and firefighters.