00:00 - 00:03Anthony is still up to no good.
00:04 - 00:05He nailed Amanda Gawinski
00:05 - 00:07here, and here.
00:08 - 00:12It looks like he messed with quite a few cave trolls in Baird Hall also.
00:12 - 00:15Then of course, numerous monstrosities on State Street.
00:17 - 00:19Its okay. He will pull his shit together.
00:19 - 00:22Im sure his next lay will make up for all of these terrible life decisions.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Anthony...
00:31 - 00:33Anthony has sunk to an all time low.
00:34 - 00:38He banged Leigh Mankse last night, and unsuccessfully tried to sneak her out of the house.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who has ever strangled, choked, or ovary punched, leave the room right now.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK?!?
01:15 - 01:17Leigh of all people? 16 year olds arent enough for him?!
01:18 - 01:23He has made the worst sexual decisions since Luke Backhaus on 5/5/2008.
01:25 - 01:28How the hell did he let people find out about this?!
01:29 - 01:31Typical Chilton mistake.
01:31 - 01:34Not only sex but this crazy S & M shit?!
01:34 - 01:37Who does he think he is?
01:37 - 01:40The guy from 50 shades of gray?!
01:40 - 01:43Sir, thats impossible. The girl in that book doesnt look like a skeleton.
01:43 - 01:46What would possess someone to ovary punch someone during sex?!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, some people find it hot. Luke Backhaus likes getting a thumb up his butt during gay sex.
01:48 - 01:52That kid again?! What the hell is wrong with this Luke person?
01:53 - 01:54But what the hell is wrong with Anthony?
01:56 - 01:57The same shit as usual
01:57 - 02:00First the trouble with the kids on the playground
02:00 - 02:03Then the suspicious van
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13Ive heard of beer goggles but this is ridiculous!
02:14 - 02:16He bangs the nastiest females ever!!!
02:17 - 02:21He may as well just switch to guys and call Luke and Andrew
02:27 - 02:29We should just castrate him right now
02:30 - 02:34Any offspring of this liason will have three eyes and a prehensile tail
02:34 - 02:38It would like the a mix between a swamp donkey, river pig and vampire bat...
02:41 - 02:42Even the thought of that...
02:43 - 02:47Makes me absolutely sick to my stomach.
02:48 - 02:53At least he set him alarm to get her out of there.
02:54 - 02:56Should have set it an hour earlier
02:56 - 02:59Then he would have gotten away with it
03:00 - 03:02I wouldnt have seen her while I was taking a piss
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Cora, he usually calls you over. It must have slipped his mind.
03:14 - 03:16I just dont know what to do with him anymore
03:19 - 03:23We should introduce him to the clientele at players.
03:25 - 03:26Andrew and Luke can hook him up.
03:31 - 03:33Player VIPs and members of the year.
03:40 - 03:46Leigh Mankse....absolutely incredible....
03:46 - 03:49I'd rather stick my dick in a venus fly trap
03:53 - 03:56It probably melted his dick off...