| 00:00 - 00:03 | Anthony is still up to no good. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He nailed Amanda Gawinski |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It looks like he messed with quite a few cave trolls in Baird Hall also. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then of course, numerous monstrosities on State Street. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its okay. He will pull his shit together. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | Im sure his next lay will make up for all of these terrible life decisions. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Anthony... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Anthony has sunk to an all time low. |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | He banged Leigh Mankse last night, and unsuccessfully tried to sneak her out of the house. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has ever strangled, choked, or ovary punched, leave the room right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Leigh of all people? 16 year olds arent enough for him?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He has made the worst sexual decisions since Luke Backhaus on 5/5/2008. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How the hell did he let people find out about this?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Typical Chilton mistake. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not only sex but this crazy S & M shit?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who does he think he is? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The guy from 50 shades of gray?! |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Sir, thats impossible. The girl in that book doesnt look like a skeleton. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | What would possess someone to ovary punch someone during sex?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, some people find it hot. Luke Backhaus likes getting a thumb up his butt during gay sex. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That kid again?! What the hell is wrong with this Luke person? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But what the hell is wrong with Anthony? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | First the trouble with the kids on the playground |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then the suspicious van |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ive heard of beer goggles but this is ridiculous! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He bangs the nastiest females ever!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He may as well just switch to guys and call Luke and Andrew |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We should just castrate him right now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Any offspring of this liason will have three eyes and a prehensile tail |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | It would like the a mix between a swamp donkey, river pig and vampire bat... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even the thought of that... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Makes me absolutely sick to my stomach. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least he set him alarm to get her out of there. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Should have set it an hour earlier |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then he would have gotten away with it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I wouldnt have seen her while I was taking a piss |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Cora, he usually calls you over. It must have slipped his mind. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just dont know what to do with him anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We should introduce him to the clientele at players. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Andrew and Luke can hook him up. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Player VIPs and members of the year. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Leigh Mankse....absolutely incredible.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather stick my dick in a venus fly trap |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It probably melted his dick off... |
