00:00 - 00:03This week we have some new tactics.
00:04 - 00:05Marc Murphy is going to run around
00:05 - 00:07in circles as a decoy,
00:08 - 00:12while Yarran kicks some goals.
00:12 - 00:15We hope to lose by less than ten goals.
00:17 - 00:19Who will be the caretaker coach this week,
00:19 - 00:21now that we have sacked Malthouse?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28We haven't...
00:31 - 00:33We haven't sacked Malthouse yet.
00:34 - 00:36We're waiting until the bye.
00:53 - 00:58Everybody leave the room except Trigg, LoGiudice and the water boy.
01:13 - 01:15Are you fucking kidding me...?
01:15 - 01:17We were supposed to sack him after he broke the record.
01:18 - 01:23Everybody has the shits with him.
01:25 - 01:28The media has never liked him.
01:29 - 01:31The players don't listen to him.
01:31 - 01:34I can't fucking stand him!
01:34 - 01:37Somebody stop him from talking on the radio.
01:37 - 01:40He is the most overpaid person in the AFL.
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, he has us over a barrel...
01:42 - 01:46I don't give a shit, get rid of him!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, we can't afford...
01:48 - 01:52Find the money and piss him off!
01:53 - 01:54I've had enough!
01:56 - 01:57That fat fucker Eddie Maguire
01:57 - 02:00is pissing himself laughing at us.
02:00 - 02:03This is the biggest joke Collingwood has ever played on us.
02:04 - 02:08We need to find some better players!
02:08 - 02:13For fuck's sake find a forward that can kick straight.
02:14 - 02:16Casboult takes a decent mark,
02:17 - 02:21but kicks as straight as Ian Thorpe.
02:27 - 02:29And the midfield...
02:30 - 02:34they always win the clearances
02:34 - 02:36but have nobody to kick to.
02:41 - 02:42Bryce Gibbs...
02:43 - 02:47What the fuck is going on with his hair?
02:48 - 02:53Somebody give him a fucking haircut!
02:54 - 02:56And Juddy...
02:56 - 02:59Why didn't we let him retire?
03:00 - 03:02At the end of last year!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, they won't sack Juddy.
03:14 - 03:16Another wooden spoon...
03:19 - 03:23Sportsbet were paying $50 at the start of the season.
03:25 - 03:26I promised my Grandmother...
03:31 - 03:33that the Mighty Blues...
03:40 - 03:46would win another premiership before she dies.
03:46 - 03:49Do you know how expensive...
03:53 - 03:56aged care is...?