| 00:00 - 00:05 | Sky came to me and said 'Risitas! Tell us about Gerrard's last game!' |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 'Come on! It's the end of a great career!' |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So, it's Stoke versus Liverpool. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Both sides have little to play for other than pride and dignity. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Liverpool are five goals down by half-time. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Stoke! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Stoke! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It's Liverpool's worst defeat for fifty-two years! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Stoke! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Mignolet parries a shot directly to Diouf who puts Stoke one up |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | then Diouf hammers a twenty yard shot that Mignolet can't get to |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | before they know it Liverpool are two nil down. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Not only! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Not only that! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Can then heads a ball back to Mignolet but gets it short! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Walters pounces on it and it's three! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Stoke! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They're scoring for fun by now! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Liverpool are making them look like Barcelona! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Two more goals from Adam and N'zonzi makes it five by the break! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The Liverpool fans can't believe what they're seeing! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | This was meant to be their year! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Okay, okay. We need to talk about Gerrard's goal though. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It completely changed the tide of the game! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Stoke let him score out of sympathy. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | They just let him in! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They probably thought... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | "Oh yeah, it's your last game. Go on, it's on the house!" |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They... They...! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They get a sixth goal from Crouch just to rub it in! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | It's now officially Liverpool's biggest loss in the league! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | All Brendan Rogers does is just drop his head and fear for his job! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Did he leave out Sterling? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He sure did! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | "6-1 loss? You'll stay right?" |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He's a goner! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | What are the odds Gerrard wins the MLS league cup in his first season? |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You think he will? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh, who knows? He tried for how many years at Liverpool? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He'll be alongside better players for sure. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Wow, poor sod. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | SIX. ONE. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Cheer up Slippy-G. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | It's not like you wasted your career or anything. |
