00:00 - 00:03Tyler Hill had never lost the laz bowl before
00:04 - 00:05Teams had tried for years but it had never happened
00:05 - 00:08Camps like Timberlake, Equinik, and Trail's End attended this year's tournament
00:08 - 00:10The whole camp came out to support
00:12 - 00:15Hoping to see their team take home their 9th straight laz bowl trophy
00:17 - 00:19Yes, Yes they won I know
00:19 - 00:21I just want to know how many sacks Jacob Gordon had
00:24 - 00:26I don't know how to put this
00:27 - 00:28Sir...
00:31 - 00:32Tyler Hill lost... Timberlake won the whole thing
00:33 - 00:36They lost to both Timberlake and Equinik and Timberlake celebrated with the trophy
00:53 - 00:59Anyone who thinks Jay Jacobs knows how to run a better camp than Andy Seigel, please leave now
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK!
01:15 - 01:17THIS IS BULLSHIT!
01:18 - 01:23THAT BALD MAN THINKS HE CAN JUST TAKE TYLER HILL'S TROPHY BACK TO HIS CAMP!
01:25 - 01:28THAT WAS ALL WE FUCKING HAD!
01:29 - 01:31THAT WAS THE ONE THING TO LOOK FOWARD TO!
01:31 - 01:34WE WERE KNOWN AS THE CAMP THAT WON LAZ BOWL EVERY YEAR!
01:34 - 01:37NOW WE'RE JUST THE CAMP WITH THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE!
01:37 - 01:408 CHAMPIONSHIPS AND NOW IT'S ALL IN THE FUCKING DRAIN!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, 9 years is nothing to be ashamed of, they had a great ru-
01:42 - 01:46BULLSHIT! JUMPING IN THE LAKE AFTER WINNING LAZ IS THE BEST TRADITION IN CAMP!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they can always jump in the lake if they win next year.
01:48 - 01:52IT'S NOT THE FUCKING SAME! JAY JACOBS STILL HAS THE FUCKING TROPHY!
01:53 - 01:54FUCK!
01:56 - 01:57THAT BALD HEADED DOUCHE!
01:57 - 02:00HE GETS AT LEAST JACOBS OR GORDON EVERY YEAR, HE DOESN'T DESERVE ALL 3!
02:00 - 02:03NOBODY GETS ALL FUCKING 3!
02:04 - 02:08I BET TIMBERLAKE FUCKING HIRED THOSE REFS TOO!
02:08 - 02:13YOU CAN'T STOP THE CRYSTAL-FEINERMAN COMBO WITHOUT BULLSHIT CALLS!
02:14 - 02:16WHY DID THIS FUCKING HAPPEN?!
02:17 - 02:21THIS IS A DISGRACE TO THE LAZ BOWL DYNASTY BEFORE THIS!
02:27 - 02:29I swear we better fucking win for the next 20 years
02:30 - 02:34Jake Schulman better score 20 fucking touchdowns next year!
02:34 - 02:36Rush and Silver should sack the shit out of every quarterback!
02:41 - 02:42Why the fuck did Andy even let all the CITS on the team?!
02:43 - 02:45WHAT A FUCKING WASTE!
02:45 - 02:50HE COULDV'E USED THOSE SPOTS ON DESERVING PLAYERS LIKE KREPPEL, WOLFSON, AND JACOBY!
02:50 - 02:52INSTEAD IT WAS FUCKING KRONENTHAL AND CHUCK!
02:53 - 02:56KRONETHAL! HE EVEN LET A GIRL ON THE TEAM!
02:57 - 03:02BUT INSTEAD IT'S ALL ABOUT FUCKING STARFISH! IF THIS CIT TRADITION CONTINUES, CHUMSKY WILL BE OUR FUCKING CENTER NEXT YEAR!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay... Jack Rosenblum and Jack Simon will lead us to victory next year.
03:14 - 03:16Timberlake is done next year.
03:19 - 03:23Get me a fucking Kupersmith jersey.
03:25 - 03:26We're winning everything next year.
03:31 - 03:33Andy should buy full ownership of Tyler Hill.
03:40 - 03:46He should do more of buying Jay's camp than cock-blocking in the zone and having his wife lecture everyone with retarded stories.
03:46 - 03:49Then we could have Beltz ref again.
03:53 - 03:56That fucking grass-eater.