| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tyler Hill had never lost the laz bowl before |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Teams had tried for years but it had never happened |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | Camps like Timberlake, Equinik, and Trail's End attended this year's tournament |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | The whole camp came out to support |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Hoping to see their team take home their 9th straight laz bowl trophy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, Yes they won I know |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I just want to know how many sacks Jacob Gordon had |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I don't know how to put this |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir... |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | Tyler Hill lost... Timberlake won the whole thing |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | They lost to both Timberlake and Equinik and Timberlake celebrated with the trophy |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | Anyone who thinks Jay Jacobs knows how to run a better camp than Andy Seigel, please leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS BULLSHIT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT BALD MAN THINKS HE CAN JUST TAKE TYLER HILL'S TROPHY BACK TO HIS CAMP! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THAT WAS ALL WE FUCKING HAD! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THAT WAS THE ONE THING TO LOOK FOWARD TO! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE WERE KNOWN AS THE CAMP THAT WON LAZ BOWL EVERY YEAR! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NOW WE'RE JUST THE CAMP WITH THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 8 CHAMPIONSHIPS AND NOW IT'S ALL IN THE FUCKING DRAIN! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, 9 years is nothing to be ashamed of, they had a great ru- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BULLSHIT! JUMPING IN THE LAKE AFTER WINNING LAZ IS THE BEST TRADITION IN CAMP! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they can always jump in the lake if they win next year. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IT'S NOT THE FUCKING SAME! JAY JACOBS STILL HAS THE FUCKING TROPHY! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THAT BALD HEADED DOUCHE! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HE GETS AT LEAST JACOBS OR GORDON EVERY YEAR, HE DOESN'T DESERVE ALL 3! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NOBODY GETS ALL FUCKING 3! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I BET TIMBERLAKE FUCKING HIRED THOSE REFS TOO! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | YOU CAN'T STOP THE CRYSTAL-FEINERMAN COMBO WITHOUT BULLSHIT CALLS! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHY DID THIS FUCKING HAPPEN?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THIS IS A DISGRACE TO THE LAZ BOWL DYNASTY BEFORE THIS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I swear we better fucking win for the next 20 years |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Jake Schulman better score 20 fucking touchdowns next year! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Rush and Silver should sack the shit out of every quarterback! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why the fuck did Andy even let all the CITS on the team?! |
| 02:43 - 02:45 | WHAT A FUCKING WASTE! |
| 02:45 - 02:50 | HE COULDV'E USED THOSE SPOTS ON DESERVING PLAYERS LIKE KREPPEL, WOLFSON, AND JACOBY! |
| 02:50 - 02:52 | INSTEAD IT WAS FUCKING KRONENTHAL AND CHUCK! |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | KRONETHAL! HE EVEN LET A GIRL ON THE TEAM! |
| 02:57 - 03:02 | BUT INSTEAD IT'S ALL ABOUT FUCKING STARFISH! IF THIS CIT TRADITION CONTINUES, CHUMSKY WILL BE OUR FUCKING CENTER NEXT YEAR! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay... Jack Rosenblum and Jack Simon will lead us to victory next year. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Timberlake is done next year. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Get me a fucking Kupersmith jersey. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're winning everything next year. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Andy should buy full ownership of Tyler Hill. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He should do more of buying Jay's camp than cock-blocking in the zone and having his wife lecture everyone with retarded stories. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then we could have Beltz ref again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That fucking grass-eater. |
