| 00:00 - 00:03 | Arctic Cat introduced a new snowmoble |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its called the Alpha |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with a 800 CTEC engine |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It has a Monorail rear suspension |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Its out doing our 850 in Revelstoke |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Make our 850 better |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Add more power and get a bigger track |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Our engine is maxed out |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have a 175" track already |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | Our sales have been dropping |
| 00:56 - 00:57 | Senior Engineers only |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Make me a factory turbo 900 before Arctic Cat does |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and better clutches |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Go on Facebook and get the word out |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We will have the best mountain sled in the world |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Take one to Cooke City |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Climb those chutes in Lulu |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Theirs too much snow right now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Tighten your clickers |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are losing Horsepower at that altitude |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Put a turbocharger on it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and a 200 inch track |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | put only the best riders on it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That Alpha will not beat our 850 anymore |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Take one to Revelstoke too |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Get the word out |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Our 850 Skidoo is the best in the World |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Tell people the Alpha is breaking monorails |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | offer them free Klim gear |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need to stop this Alpha |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bring back the T motion |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | offer them a 4 inch track |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and powder skiis |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | New style clickers and a Turbo |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Go hire that man who designed the CTEC |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | extend our warranty |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | lets design new decals |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bring back the Summit if we have too |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | lighten it up some more |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We need this now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Offer this by snowcheck time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Alpha needs to go away |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Rename my 850 now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave now |
