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Richard Quinn & Associates in full meltdown mode in the bunker

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00:00 - 00:03We are all over front pages around the state
00:04 - 00:05Unfortunately, it appears the news media is closing in.
00:05 - 00:07First, Shain in Charleston. Now, Monk in Columbia.
00:08 - 00:12We must come up with a plan.
00:12 - 00:15I've burned the books in West Columbia and Charleston.
00:17 - 00:19Get Courson to say nice things about us
00:19 - 00:21And get Henry to offer his support.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. Quinn
00:27 - 00:28Courson...
00:31 - 00:33Pascoe has the goods on Courson.
00:34 - 00:36They know all about the money laundering.
00:53 - 00:58I want to speak to Rick, Trey Boy and Alan alone.
01:13 - 01:15We have been doing this for years!!
01:15 - 01:17Everyone thought we were political geniuses
01:18 - 01:23Alan, you opened this window for Pascoe.
01:25 - 01:28Trey, you are a moron.
01:29 - 01:31Rick, can you get any fatter?!?
01:31 - 01:34You all thought you were untouchable.
01:34 - 01:37And those texts. Those texts to Piper.
01:37 - 01:40You're going to cost us millions.
01:40 - 01:42Richard, please. We'll get Henry to have Trump pardon us.
01:42 - 01:46Henry is covered in shit too.
01:46 - 01:48Richard, please don't speak of the Governor like that
01:48 - 01:52He never should have been there in the first place
01:53 - 01:54God dammit.
01:56 - 01:57I can't believe I didn't see this coming.
01:57 - 02:00You're all incompetent.
02:00 - 02:03Particularly you Trey.
02:04 - 02:08And where is that Jew Stern?
02:08 - 02:13He's got the money to get us out of this mess.
02:14 - 02:16We have to get his help.
02:17 - 02:21We are on the brink of collapse.
02:27 - 02:29And I wrote a white nationalist paper.
02:30 - 02:34I can't go to prison with the blacks,
02:34 - 02:36Rick and Piper will enjoy prison.
02:41 - 02:42But not me.
02:43 - 02:47Not me. I am too old, too weak and too easy of a target...
02:48 - 02:53They will eat me alive in there.
02:54 - 02:56All because of you Alan.
02:56 - 02:59And you Rick with your arrogance.
03:00 - 03:02There won't be anymore Tin Roof for you fucks.
03:04 - 03:07It's ok Piper. It's ok.
03:14 - 03:16We are fucking ruined.
03:19 - 03:23We finally got the Governor's Mansion and won't be able to enjoy it.
03:25 - 03:26Where will Boots go?
03:31 - 03:33He won't have a home.
03:40 - 03:46I just hope no one else rats us out and folks at Carolina keep their mouths shut.
03:46 - 03:49And call Bingham. He best not talk.
03:53 - 03:56I hate you all.