| 00:00 - 00:05 | IM here to tell you about LMDS and there antics |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | since they started they have done 22 digs |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | but membership is now closed see |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | it's run by Tony Was Wiggo and some WarmLuke fella is now doing stuff |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | WarmLuke what kinda names that for a gezza |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | there a crazy bunch of guys |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | king Tony is there leader |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | he's the old one |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Was has a job too but nobody remembers him |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | he's the fat lad |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Was he's the one in the tight club t-shirt a has a mouth full of Lee coxs sausage rolls but you never see him in a club hat there to small for his fat head |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | you can also tell who Was he collects the cash in a silly white tub |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Was always hangs back at the table to eat the hob nobs members bring then says it wasn't him |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | they have some great times at digs |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and make some fantastic finds |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | did you hear about the spear head |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | spear head my arse |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | it was just some old fence spike |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | but the finder had it identified down his chippy |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | he was that convinced he showed it the local FLO who pissed herself |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | all the lads offered there support to him of course by taking the piss even more |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | then Lee Cox mentioned his boat |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | it's more like a washing up bowl |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | with this LMDS reckon they can do deep sea recovery |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | they brag about raising the titanic |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | but they couldn't raise a hard on between em |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and there's someone else |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Andrew Smith he tries to sell you stuff all the time |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | bit of a del boy |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | comes with a massive box and tries to sell you a woolly hat in the summer |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | or a t-shirt in the winter |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | nothing fits Was though |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | he's ate to many pies |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | or Lee's sausage rolls |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Tony and Was only do digs for free food |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | after the digs in the evening there Facebook page comes alive with piss taking and good banter |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Rodney Sabine starts abusing Buncie boy |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | then Was gets some strange pictures of the internet |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and puts Tony and Buncie boys face on them |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | fat blokes naked or in thongs |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | then all hell breaks out cuz Rodney by now is pissed |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | and then the king wakes up from his nap |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | yes that is correct king Tony wakes up for his 9pm piss you see then he joins in the fun |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | after all how can he resist his lover Buncie boy is online and is game for anything |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Tony loves Buncie boy more than he does Was |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | cuz Buncie put on a gimp mask for him |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | it's all just harmless fun with these lads |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | you never know what will happen next at LMDS |
