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Option Year 2 report
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00:00 - 00:03Sir I hate to report that
00:04 - 00:05I am going to need you to take over
00:05 - 00:07The option year 2 report.
00:08 - 00:12I have added in my comments as you can see
00:12 - 00:15and I would like you to finish at noon on Friday
00:17 - 00:19Okay I can see what I can do
00:19 - 00:21I am off Thursday, so its not a lot of time
00:24 - 00:26I knew you were off Thursday
00:27 - 00:28So thats why
00:31 - 00:33I gave you until Friday.
00:34 - 00:36I basically want you to re-write the whole document
00:53 - 00:58I'll see what I can do, I cannot guarantee anything.
01:13 - 01:15You expect me to polish this turd in 6 hours?
01:15 - 01:17This looks like it was written by a first grader
01:18 - 01:23What the fuck are accuracy calculations
01:25 - 01:28The same acronym with differnet abbrevations
01:29 - 01:31Shit directly pasted from last years report!
01:31 - 01:34Why the fuck am I doing your work
01:34 - 01:37Maybe if you got off your damn cellphone and did something
01:37 - 01:40Everyone and their brother wouldnt be quitting
01:40 - 01:42Sir, but I am a manager
01:42 - 01:46Like I give a flying fuck.
01:46 - 01:48I have the power to tell you what to do.
01:48 - 01:52Do you think you can tell me what to do
01:53 - 01:54This whole thing would fall apart without me
01:56 - 01:57Do you even know what ROS stands for
01:57 - 02:00Or what the fuck an RPM is
02:00 - 02:03or even who customs and border protection is
02:04 - 02:08Your incompetence is almost criminal
02:08 - 02:13how the hell did you get hired for this job
02:14 - 02:16and what the hell is with the timecards
02:17 - 02:21I will submit my time whenever I damn please
02:27 - 02:29I am coming to the end of my rope
02:30 - 02:34I would rather give myself cuts with the SDP than work for you
02:34 - 02:36Watch the Blackadar eat peanut butter
02:41 - 02:42or even be stuck in the HSDN room with Bill Sands
02:43 - 02:47for your poor management skills
02:48 - 02:53are such a laughing stock that I may quit
02:54 - 02:56You are lucky I suck at job hunting
02:56 - 02:59Or else I would be out of here
03:00 - 03:02I hope they ship you back to texas
03:04 - 03:07its okay, its almost over
03:14 - 03:16I hope your days here are limited
03:19 - 03:23or else mine are
03:25 - 03:26I cannot deal with you incessant whinging much longer
03:31 - 03:33Hopefully Armstrong fires you
03:40 - 03:46that way I wont have to leave
03:46 - 03:49I like my cube
03:53 - 03:56its my cube